Disclaimer : I own nothing.
Characters : Naruto, Sasuke
Warnings : Crack, Male/Male.
Naruto's Hat
There once was a hat,
A black and white hat.
It reminded Naruto of a cat,
That was really, really fat
Now, naruto had thought long and hard when he had to buy his hat,
And decided that it was THE one,
But naruto was just glad that the choosing was done.
It was night now, and that same hat, came alive and decided to attack.
It went up to poor naruto and hit him with a smack!
Ow naruto yelled and woke up, to see that the hat was not there.
Naruto ran out of the house and searched for the hat, not bothering to fix his hair.
Once on the street he heard a noise,
He figured it was just the neighbor boys.
But he was wrong,
Something had covered his eyes,
And gagged his mouth.
Naruto fought back but his attacker was in a disguise;
The attacker looked just like his new hat!
He managed to rip it off,
And that was that, he burned the hat
And that's when Sasuke walked up and was like 'wtf?' and then they made out.
And that's the story of Naruto and his hat!
-cough-
-Taryn