Ok! I know you may be really pissed at me because it takes me like months to update! See, the thing is looks around nervously I had SEVERE writers block both times! Actually, that's what im trying to get rid of right now! So until ... u-until... i-i-i...g-get... oh hell ill just say it and hope you cant read it. Sountiligetpassthiswriter'sblocktherewillbenomore30ways. starts shaking and then blurts out IM REALLY SORRY! Ok to get rid of the writers block I will write this,

Sasuke's Stinky Twisted Cracked Up Day.

Sasuke: Why am I always the victim of your most evil deeds?

Me: Because I like you, and im always evilest to the people I like most ... tough luck.

Sasuke: ...screw you...

Me: OK! Well lets get this show on the road!

WARNING: will be extremely weird as it is my imagination gone rampant.

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Sasuke woke up that morning with a pancake on his head and knew it was going to be a really crappy day.

Suddenly a giant pterodactyl flew by his fancy-look-at-me-im-rich-bitch window eating turkey ramen and it didn't make him feel any better.

Before he could even make it to his fancy-look-at-me-im-rich-bitch bedroom door he was kidnapped by Kakashi in a panda suit.

"WHAT THE HELL!" he yelled after being spirited away to a bath house ruled by an evil...never mind wrong story. Lets try that again.

"WHAT THE HELL!" he yelled after being taken to an interrogation room.

"Sorry I have to question everyone in Konoha" he replied calmly.

Kakashi put on a no-nonsense face and shone the hanging lamp into Sasuke's face. "Now I'm going to ask you a serious question" he said looking intimidating for a guy in a panda suit. There was a pause and then, "where are the jelly filled doughnuts?"

Sasuke gave him a wtf face and kakashi sighed.

"Ok you're free to go AFTER you say goodbye...in dolphin..." and he proceeded to make a noise similar to when a wookie sees a mate.

Anther wtf face. Sasuke sighed "number one, you will NEVER get me to make that noise and number two I don't even know how."

"Easy. You know that sound people make when they have a really big turd that just won't come out? Make a noise like that."

"NO. Never will I make that noise... thing..."

Kakashi smirked evilly "I think I can convince you to do it...SEXY JUTSU!" The smoke cleared and there stood Sakura with no clothes on in a seductive pose.

"Pretty please Sasuke-kun?"

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so whatja think now that you've seen what it's like inside my head?

Sasuke: CHIDORI!

Oh #$&! starts to run like hell

Quick! Save me and continue Sasuke's torture by clicking the purple review button! OW! GEEZ, HURRY UP THAT'S THE PURPLE REVIEW BUTTON, GOT IT?