My second fanfiction, it's about Runescape. But it's unexpectedly short...still. The characters here may (not) have the armour described here - it's mainly for entertainment purposes. But I probably should've toned down the strengths, eh? Too late!

Anyways, here's my first chapter of the Runescape Wars; bon appetit!

Chapter I: Survival of the Fittest

Booman, bent down on his heels, brought his nose to the ground. Hm…tuna. Along with swordfishes and sharks – the right trail. Slowly and deliberately, Booman stood up, hefting his Third Age armour and an inventory of weapons. He put away his Abyssal Whip, and continued on the brown path ahead of him. Checking his compass, he activated his magical list.

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Lengm tucked his Helm of Neitiznot safely under his arm, ensuring its protection. With his Crystal Shield and Dragon scimitar carried on his back, the pebbles of Falador crunched under his Dragon boots. Civilians looked at him with envy, noting Lengm's Dragon chainmail body and plate-mail legs. His Fletching Skillcape fluttered in the wind, alerting others of his high levels. But most noticeable was a blinking light in his pocket, where one's Friend List was usually held.

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Doomster roared with anger, embarrassed that he had lost yet another bet. He walked away from the gambling table, and instead stalked over to the bank accountant. He told her his bank Personal-Identification-Number, and was granted access to his items. He withdrew his full Dragon armour, Dragon scimitar, and nine-hundred-thousand coins. He used magic to teleport himself back to Lumbridge, using an old technique. He quickly made his way towards the Duel Arena in Al-Kharid, and readied himself to enter a tournament of them month. There was no way he would lose one million coins in one day – no, he would redeem himself by winning the competition.

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Leor and Py walked over to the counter, eager to flirt with yet another barwoman. But Py suddenly stopped, his Gold-Trimmed Runite armour clanging against his Runite longsword. Seeing Lengm jogging to meet him while he was doing such an embarrassing act forced his blood to freeze and his muscles to halt in place, and he suddenly sweated. Breathing deeply, he motioned Leor to stop. His Bandos chest plate and boots also banged into place, his astonishing Fire Cape waving towards the girl behind him. He leant on his shield won from the Tzhaar, called the TokTz-Ket-Xi, with his Skull Scepter hanging off his back.

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Booman used his Dark bow to light a fire on some magic logs, which gave off an eerie aura. He rested on some grass, and slept, oblivious to the arrival of several other people.

-(Hours Later)-

"Let's just leave him here; he can figure it out once we come back."

"No, that's not safe at all. And we're still missing one person. We need to meet here and decide what to do next."

Booman risked opening his eyes a crack, and saw them – dark figures in the night, planning what to do with him once they've killed him. Well, have I got a surprise for them… He moved his hand ever so slightly, and with a swift and quick grab, had the closest being pinned on the ground, choked. Booman gave a croak, mixed with anger.

"Who sent you here? And answer me truthfully, because I've got weapons you haven't even heard of." The strange figure struggled against his grasp, but Booman tightened all the harder. "Answer me! Who sent you?" he barked.

The two other people were doing nothing, and seemed amused at the situation. The being seemed to grab Booman's arm, preventing him from doing any further damage. The figure's oddly-shaped helmet shook, and the person on the ground managed to give an answer, which Booman barely heard.

"Who sent us? Why, you did."

The intruders are our previously-mentioned main characters - what, you were surprised? This should hardly come as a surprise, people...a disgrace to humanity (just kidding, really)!

A second fanfic of mine, please don't mind the spelling of the titles, because there may be minor changes. But anyways, read the chapter summaries, and that's pretty much all you need to know. Another God War has occurred (seems like a popular topic, doesn't it), and our heroes (or the ones I made, anyways; substitute your own heroes in your minds if you want, weirdos) must face challenges and appeal to the Gods to stop this terrible crisis. It may include romance, but that is not currently planned. As numbers didn't seem appropriate in names, I changed some of them. Py is PY687, Booman is Boomanchew92, Lengm is Lengm, Laterdaze is Laterdaze82, Doomster is Doomster131, Leor is Leor30, and BY is BY021. The said names are based on real RuneScape characters, and I own only PY687. Any other characters are not, to my knowledge, real. I also adore Evil-Dog's music on Newgrounds, and everyone must hear the songs I heard that helped me set the mood - "Medieval Agora" and "World of Legends," both by Evil-Dog (strangely enough, the two songs are pretty much the same... yet I still appreciate their distinct differences).