PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT PARROT
BY BARRYLAWN
one day phoenix wright was on computer on his favorite subreddit"
"that weird" said pheonix "why is everyone talking about edgeworth trial"
he clicked on a link about the parrot that witnessed the murder and saw it wasnt that trial it was a NEW murder where a NEW parrot witnessed a NEWER murder!
"WOAAAAH" shouted pheonix "thers only ONE man who can solve this!"
"who" said maya "who is that man"
"IM MAN" phonix pointed at himself "MAN IS PHOENIX WRIIIIIIIGH-T!"
"yes go nick!" said maya
phenix ran out the office and to the crime scent
he picked up a gun and saw it fired one bullet
"dont fucking shoot!"
"AAAAAH" shouted photix "whos there?!" he grabbed the gun and pointed it around the room like spy
"dont fucking shoot!"
there was a parrot in room with him
"oh are you witness"
"dont fucking shoot"
phenix threw the gun out the window
"there its gone now di-"
"dont fucking shoot"
"YOU STUPID FUCKING PARROT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIE" he strangled the parrot
"CAAAWKK! DONT FUCKING CHOKE!"
there was long struggle and then pheonix won battle
parrot lay dead
AT THE TRIAL
"court is in session" said udgey
"i am ready" said payne
"(lol its payne i am SO) ready" said phenix
"ok gud boys" said udgey "make opening statement payne"
"ur honor today is a revoltary day"
"oh why"
"today in court" said payne and he pointed for the first time in his lief "we may have to cross examine a parrot"
"...oh is that all" said phenix
"uhhhh yeah" payne sweated for the 1000000th time in his life
"lmao some1s behind on the times" said udgey
everyone laughed at payne
"staaaaahp"
"ok call your witness"
"i call the parrot to the stand"
the parrot came to the stand
except it DIDNT because phoenix KILLED IT!
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" shouted pane "WHO MURDERED THE PARROT"
"wasnt me" said phoenix
"well if it wasnt him" said udgey "who was it"
phoenix slam the desk
"your honor i think it was um... THE DEFENDANT!"
"MISTRILE" shouted defendant
"shut up defendant" said udgey "phenix why do you say that?"
"because the SECURITY FOOTAGE SHOWS PARROT BEING CHOKED BY HIM"
"but phoenix" said payne "this shows YOU stranging the parrot"
"NO LOOK HE HAS SPIKY HAIR!"
udgey shook his head
"were not stupid wright obviously you shaved your head today"
"NO YOU CANT PROVE IT" shouted phenix but payne presented a receipt from the haircut place showing phenix got his head shaved
"FUUUUUCK" shouted phoenix "i admit it i kiled him!"
"o well" said udgey "he was annoying anyway"
"WAAAT" shouted payne
"now payne" said udgey "what exactly proves the defendant did it"
"uh uh uh uh" payne sweated "the... the parrot?"
"..." dotdotdoted udgey "NOT GUILTY"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted payne and he lost his spiky hair
THE END