A/N: I don't know why I'm posting this. It's super old and not as good as I thought. I don't know...

Anyway, I hope you enjoy a...laugh.

Please take note that I do not own Naruto and Bleach.

The orange haired man sat across his blonde haired friend at a small bar drinking beer. They sat at the back of the bar in a small booth discussing their…day.

"So, what the hell happened?" Ichigo looked up at Naruto, the beer pressed to his open lips.

Taking a drink, Ichigo set the bottle down. He could feel the cold, stinging liquid flow down his throat. "I was having breakfast with Rukia and the kid..." he said, shaking his head at the memory.

Rukia placed a plate in front of Ichigo as she sat down next to him. "I heard Orihime had another child," she said, taking a drink of her milk.

"Already?" Ichigo asked, biting into his toast.

"Yes, their oldest is very excited to be an older brother." Rukia took a bite of her toast.

"Mommy, Daddy," their young four year old started. Turning their attention to the little one he spoke again, "I wanna be an older brother."

Ichigo's drink flew from his mouth. Wiping away the left-over drops from his lips he said, "You know what I had to do to make you? I had to—" Rukia's hand met the back of Ichigo's head, making his face slam on to his food. Ichigo's head popped back up. Pointing to his son he muttered, "Maybe."

Naruto chuckled. "I had the same problem when my kid asked me where babies come from."

"Really? What happened?" Ichigo asked, taking another sip from his cold beer.

Naruto's head dropped. "I don't want to talk about it."

"Wife's are cruel."

"Yeah. Did I ever tell you how I figured out Hinata liked me?"

Ichigo shook his head.

"It was strange..."

Naruto was sitting at a stool in Ichiraku's, engulfing his ramen happily. It was a typical day. Nice summer breeze and a perfect day for training. Well after ramen, of course.

"Hey, Kid," the Kyuubi spoke. Naruto stopped sipping and listened. "Hinata loves you."

Naruto's ramen flew onto Teuchi.

"...Damn." Ichigo said.

"Tell me about it," Naruto sighed.

A/N: I'm sorry you had to read that...