I am Elite he Protector, and today I will be exposing Satanism in Creature Feature.

Consider, for a moment, their material. They base their entire discography on horror. Or, at least, that's what they claim. What their actually doing is hiding subliminal messages in their music to turn your children to the Devil. Take the chorus of "Here There Be Witches", for example:

Demons on the prowl, we must take a stand.

Black-souled Devil spawn inhabit this land.

The unpure of heart will fall by your hand.

Here there be witches, save our...

Souls have been lost, and the panic grows.

Spells cast over blood and broken bones.

An evil stronger than we've ever known.

Here there be witches, and all must die!

You can't fool me. You're promoting witchcraft, but are just trying to hide it behind those lies called "The Salem Witch Trials". Those never happened. Give me proof that they did.

Plus, they're gay. The fact that they're a two man band with no females in their live should be enough of a clue, but if you still don't believe me, take these lyrics from "Mommy's Little Monsters":

What's that hiding inside the closet,

Shrouded in darkness?

It's Mommy's Little Monsters!

These lyrics are about a gay person. And how about their use of Bible verses, such as "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth"? You're not fooling anyone. Don't pretend that you're Christians. You're not.

Also, they promote the worship of false gods. "Fodder for the Elder Gods" needs no explanation, but take this from "Wake the Dead":

It's far too late to stop this

As we journey into darkness,

Where gods fear to tread.

The time has come to be renewed

And now, before the night is through,

We'll wake the dead.

Oh, and how about the lyrics to "A Feast for the Worms"? Here:

All the angels in heaven

Curse my name!

All the demons down in hell

Will stoke the flames!

Yeah. Still not fooling anyone!

And how about that side project one of them has going, Rufus Rex? Yeah. That promotes the use of demons to solve your problems and promotes such sins as raising the dead and worshipping the Devil.

Overall, brothers and sisters in Christ, we must rise up and stop this threat to our nation. They must repent for their sins, or face the Lord.

I am Elite the Protector, and thank you for listening.