Dark soul 1313: Hey there everyone, this is my first story! Called 'What happens under the bed stays under the bed!'
Sakura Sama 101: This is for all Gaara and Itachi fans, how this story came about was a good one and will explain some of the more random moments in this fic.
Dark soul 1313: It all started at my birthday party and we over did it on the pop.
Sakura Sama 101: Yeah eight freaking cans each! And we were going to bed at 2 in the morning after watching the covenant, and well you'll find out later, we documented our little adventure and added more of our own thoughts in there to make it more interesting.
Dark soul 1313: It's too much of a pain to leave blanks for your names so we put in our own aliases, (hope you don't mind and if you do then too bad!) Oh and there's one person that's not in the show, Cody, who is our friend who isn't on fanfiction's crush, and we added him in to make things interesting cause he was one of the topics we had on our mad sugar rush. Which this is why this is a crack fic as Sakura Sama calls it. there is major ooc ness and mild bashing of some characters.
Sakura Sama 101: well we better get on with it, since I'm the one who has to type it, and so I'll do the disclaimer so you don't get your ass sued Leslie.
Disclaimer: Leslie and I don't own Naruto, and Rachel doesn't own Cody as much as she would like to.
At Tonya's house Kai and Kari are celebrating her 17th birthday by the lake house. They were fooling around on the bed until Kari fell off and everybody started laughing until she thinks of a joke.
"Hey Tonya, I bet there's monsters under your bed." Kari commented.
"Probably her demons or evil spirits." Kai added.
"I don't believe in monsters." Tonya retorted.
"Then check." Kari teased resting her head on the mattress and gave her a look to say 'If you're not scared…' Tonya looked under her bed and came up with a surprised look.
"I saw 5 red eyes and a guy with brown hair."
"How in the hell do you see a five eyed person?! Are you blind?" Kari asked.
"If you're so sure about it, why don't you take a look?" Tonya retorted.
"Fine, I will." Kari said and brushed a black piece of hair under her face, she jumped back on the bed moments before to give Tonya some room to look under the bed. She gracefully bent down and used her hands as balance as she looked under the bed. She came up with her eyebrows raised and her lips were pulled into a thin line.
"Well?" Tonya and Kai asked expectantly.
"I also saw a guy with red hair, kanji love symbol on his forehead and aqua eyes and a guy with blue skin." Kari answered.
They became silent an all shout out the answer
"Itachi, Sasuke, Kakashi, Cody, Gaara and Kisame!" they shouted.
"What are they all doing here?!" Kai asked.
"I don't look at me! I didn't invite them!" Tonya shouted.
"Then go ask Gaara why he's here." Kai stated calmly like this happened everyday.
"Are you kidding? No!"
"Why not?" Kari asked shifting her position.
Kai whispers in Kari's ear "Because she likes him."
"Kari, can you go talk to him?" Tonya pleaded folding her hands and looked chibi style.
Kari let out a small sigh as she lowered her upper half of her body to talk to them for a few minutes. she came back up after a bit and had a smile on her face. "Gaara said he came to see you 'privately.'
Tonya looked under the bed and saw that she was only a millimetre or two away from his face. They stared in eachothers eyes for a minute then Gaara quickly kissed Tonya and she jumped up. Her face was cherry red.
"What happened?" Kai asked.
"H-He kissed m-me!" Tonya half squealed half screamed.
"Then that's our cue to leave." Kari said suggestively.
"What!? Why are you leaving?!" Tonya asked.
"So we can leave you two alone!" Kari joked.
"Whoever else is in here we're leaving! Only Tonya will be in here!" Kai yelled and she and Kari left to go find super troopers.
Tonya was left in the room alone. Tonya felt sand crawling up her legs and back then something covered her eyes.
"Guess who…" a voice asked.
"Haha funny." Tonya answered. She gently grabs Gaara's hands and takes them of her eyes. He then wrapped them around her chest and cuddled her back.
"What're you doing here?" Tonya asked.
"I wanted to see you and wish you a happy birthday." Gaara answered.
"So whatcha gonna do to me hmm?" Tonay joked.
"So many unspeakable things."
"Yesss. So many unspeakable things." Shukaku said in Gaara's mind.
"Really." Tonya flirted.
"Don't worry I'll be gentle." Gaara said.
Tonya cuddled up to Gaara. "Well you're gonna have to wait for a while."
"Why?" Gaara asked.
"Cause I said so." Tonya answered.
"You're pissing me off."
"Good, then maybe you'll get some good ideas." Tonya said as she left to go get her friends and Gaara was left to plot ideas on what he was going to do next.
//Gaara's POV//
"Wait until I get my hands on her! I'm gonna tie her to a bed and do-""Unspeakable things?" Gaara finished Shukaku's sentence.
"Yes, extremely unspeakable things. Many unspeakable things!"//End POV//
Kari walked out of the room with Kai behind her, leaving Tonya to whatever fate Gaara had in store for her.
"I hope she'll be alright…from what you told me Gaara's a psychopathic killer." Kai said.
Kari walked past another bedroom and was viciously grabbed and pulled into it. then amazingly and luckily it was Itachi.
"You shouldn't go in that room for a while." He spoke.
Kari sarcastically replied "No duh Sherlock." But she had a big grin plastered all over her face.
"He was talking to his demon before we came here and it sounded like they were scheming." Itachi added.
"This is bad." Kari said with a sigh.
"No it's not." Itachi answered.
"How is it not bad?" Kari asked.
"We can spent time together now."
Kari hears the bedroom Tonya's in open then close.
"Sorry not now, maybe later." Kari said then pecked him on the lips then walked out into the hallway. Kari found Tonya with a smile while heading to the kitchen. "What's got you happy? Wait, I don't wanna know."
"Don't worry nothing happened." Tonya answered.
"OMG that's a first!"
"Shut up."
"I bet he's pissed."
"The parting words were 'think of better ideas'." Tonya answered.
"You're gonna get something tonight." Kari teased.
"I know. But what about you and Itachi?"
"Same thing I guess."
"To piss them off even more lets stay up all night and share the same room for the next few days."
"Kay, you tell Kai bout the plan and I'll get snacks." Kari said turning around to the kitchen.
"That's it! I'm getting serious! I'm borrowing Make-out violence!" Itachi muttered back in the room and he goes under the bed and goes through a secret passage to talk to Kakashi.
Kai went to the bedroom where all her stuff is and sees Cody with no shirt on laying on the bed. Soft music playing in the background and some candles were lighted. Kai stands there in shock
"Why don't you come over here Kai?" Cody asked. And like a command her feet began to move towards the bed, then she sat down, not looking at his gaze.
'I can't believe this is happening! I hope this isn't a dream and if it is…don't wake me…' Kai thought. Cody comes near her and was just about to kiss her…until a pounding came at the door. 'Damn! I jinxed myself!'
"Kai! Open the damn door you idiot!" Tonya yelled. For a second Tonya felt sand go up her right leg. When she turned around one of the doors leading to another room was shut. She sighed knowing who it was. "Kai! Open the door before Gaara attacks me!" The door slams open with Kai looking pissed at Tonya. "What?" She asked innocently.
"Oh you know what! I almost got something and you ruined it!" Kai answered frustrated.
"Well I have a great excuse!" Tonya said victoriously.
"What is it?" Kai asked fearing the worst.
"We're gonna piss off the boys!"
"That's so old you ass!"
"Not when we're gonna get something out of it."
"I'm listening…"
"If we piss off the guys long enough and put in a side order of temptations we'll get something good out of it." Tonya explained the plan.
"One ruined moment leads to a good one." She sighed. "I'm in."
"Good."
Kai turned to Cody "sorry but think of something better."
They both head back to their room leaving a fuming Cody who was pissed as hell and sad that he couldn't complete what he started. "Damn it! I'm killing Tonya and getting my lady!"
END!!
Sakura Sama 101: You owe me big for this!
Dark soul 1313: I'm letting you borrow my DN Angel series!
Sakura Sama 101: Good point!
Dark soul 1313: Well please review! I want to know how good I did; I accept constructive criticism as well, and flames I'll take but I don't know what kind of response I'll give. I'm trying to follow Sakura's example and not trying to make Mary-Sues…and all that. Oh and yah sorry if all of this is going too fast but this is what happened, for real (well the characters weren't there but you get what I mean.)
Sakura Sama 101: We don't know when we'll update either, we still have to finish the second chapter. Buhbye for now!
Dark soul 1313: Yeah see ya!