Wednesday is razztaztic's (MJ) birthday. Happy birthday.

This story is rated 'T' for language.

I don't own Bones or Angel.

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Daisy had barely been able to contain her excitement. She had received a letter from her distant cousin, Bill and she had been so happy to hear that he was going to be in the D.C. area for a few weeks and he planned on staying with her. Daisy hadn't seen Bill for about two years now and she was so excited she was beside herself with eagerness to share her good fortune with her friends and co-workers.

"Oh Lancelot, you'll just love him. I've met him four times and he is just so nice. He is always so kind and considerate and when he stays with me he buys groceries and cleans my apartment and he's just the sweetest thing ever."

Not sure he liked the sound of any of it, Sweets looked at Daisy with a feeling of jealousy sweeping through him. "Just how distant is this distant cousin of yours?"

So happy that her cousin was coming to the District, Daisy gushed her enthusiasm. "Dad says that he's related to us through his mother's line. Bill did some genealogy work a few years ago and found out he had some cousins in America. He was an only child and his mother and father are dead. He told Dad that he really hated the idea that he was all alone in the world, so he was really happy when he found Dad. Bill finally moved to America about ten years ago and he visits my parents and me once in awhile to reconnect. He is just so sweet and so nice. He always stays with me when he comes for his visit. That way we can stay up really really late and just talk and watch old movies and just have a good time. He is just so so nice."

The more he heard the more Sweets realized that he didn't like this cousin Bill. Not at all. "How old is this distant cousin of yours?"

Her strong white teeth flashing her boyfriend in a broad smile, Daisy responded, "Oh, Bill refuses to say. He says he's older than he looks, but he feels young and he doesn't like to tell people how old he is because then they would want to treat him like he's old when he isn't. Isn't that cute?"

Sweets wasn't sure why, but he hadn't liked that last answer at all. "How old does he look?"

Laughing, Daisy finally realized that her boyfriend was jealous. Amused, she placed her hand on his chest. "Lancelot, there isn't any reason for you to be jealous. He's my cousin. I really like him, but I would never have a physical relationship with him. It would be too icky. Besides, I think he's gay. I mean, he never dates or talks about girls. When he talks about anyone in his life, it's about some male friend of his. They get in awful fights, but he says they make up. So you see. Bill is not a threat to our relationship, Lance. He's just my cousin and he's really very sweet and so so nice. You'll see."

Not thrilled with Bill, Sweets didn't trust the man at all. No one is that sweet. "Yeah, I can't wait."

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Two weeks later, Daisy came to the Lab with her cousin in tow. Daisy had been so excited to show Bill off to her friends, so she brought him to work. Walking in to the Jeffersonian, Daisy had led Bill by the hand and had walked with him to security to get him a day pass to the Lab. Once that was accomplished, she gave Bill a quick tour of where she worked and then dragged him to Brennan's office.

Quickly knocking on the doorframe of Brennan's office, Daisy walked in pulling Bill with her. Seeing Agent Booth sitting on a chair facing Brennan's desk, Daisy turned to Bill and gushed. "This is your lucky day. That's Agent Booth. I know you're going to like him. He is just so nice."

Walking over to Brennan's desk, Daisy grinned at her teacher and supervisor. "Here is my cousin, Bill, I was telling you about, Dr. Brennan. Thank you for letting me bring him to work so that I can show him where I work. I really appreciate it."

Brennan stood up and walked around her desk to stand in front of Bill. Reaching out her hand, she smiled at the good looking man. "Hello, I hope you found the tour interesting. The Jeffersonian has a lot of very interesting exhibits."

The sight of such a beautiful woman standing before him filled him with just a little bit of lust. Bill took Brennan's hand in his and kissed it to try to show her what a gentleman he could be when he tried to be. "It's as fascinating as Daisy said it would be, but I must say, she didn't tell me that her boss was so beautiful. I am so glad to meet you my dear."

Standing up, Booth turned around and was startled when he saw Daisy's cousin for the first time. "Oh Shit!"

Bill, also seeing Booth for the first time, shook his head in utter disbelief. "Fuck . . . no way."

Anger filling him, Booth snarled at the man standing before him. "You're Daisy's cousin? . . . Really?"

Scowling, Bill complained quite loudly. "I knew he had a cousin that looked like him, but really, what are the odds that I was going to meet him . . . you, some day. Life doesn't work like that . . . Come on, this is impossible. There is no way I should just run into you like this. Fuck me! The damn Powers That Be are screwing with me aren't they? Wait until I get my hands on them . . . if I could get my hands on them . . . Fuck!"

Very unhappy, Booth shook his head in disgust. "Screwing with you? What about me? It's bad enough I'm related to him, now I find out you're related to Daisy? This is bad. Oh . . . this is very bad. Wait, how did you get here, the sun is shining?"

Bill rocked on his heels and explained rather snidely, "I took the subway and then took a service tunnel to the Jeffersonian parking garage and then met Daisy near the elevators. I guess you really do know who I am . . . Funny he never mentioned that he told you about me."

Folding his arms across his broad chest, Booth informed the vampire, "Of course, he told me about you. He considers you a pain in the ass and he wanted to make sure I know what you look like so I'd know to avoid you if I ever saw you coming towards me. I guess I wasn't quick enough."

His arms now folded across his chest, Bill flared his nostrils. "Ha Ha. Very funny . . . You can take a piss you know. I'm here visiting Daisy not you. You're a smart ass just like him, you know that?"

Brennan, unable to contain her curiosity any longer asked her husband, "Booth, do you know Daisy's cousin?"

Turning around, Booth was sure she wouldn't not appreciate the truth of the situation. "Yeah . . . uh, I have a distant cousin that keeps in touch with me and he told me all about Bill."

A light bulb going off in her head, Daisy clapped her hands and squealed. "Oh, I know what's going on. Your cousin must be Angel. Dr. Brennan, Bill is the lover of Agent Booth's cousin. I guess that means I'm related to Agent Booth. This is so exciting."

Hearing the words come out of Daisy's mouth, Bill turned to Daisy and stared at her in horror. "Are you out of your damn mind? I'm not gay and Angel is not my boyfriend. Angel is a brooding nightmare and I wouldn't hook up with him no matter what."

Booth decided that this situation had suddenly turned very funny. Laughing, Booth he laughingly pointed out, "Oh, I don't know, Angel says you're always hanging around him and he can never get rid of you. Of course, I always thought Angel was straight, but since he talks about you all of the time, maybe I was wrong. Of course, it's none of my business if you two are lovers . . . He is a little broody."

Furious, Bill exclaimed, "Hey we are not lovers. I can barely stand the poof . . . You people are bloody idiots. I'm leaving. Daisy, I don't like you talking about me like that. I'm going back to your apartment and we're going to have a bloody long talk when you get home tonight."

Turning around, Bill stalked across Brennan's office and out of the doorway, muttering to himself in a very indignant manner.

Daisy, shrugging her shoulders apologized. "I'm sorry, all he ever talks about is Angel. I just assumed that Angel was his boyfriend. I was hoping to meet Angel some day. I thought they were such an interesting couple . . . fighting and then making up. Oh well."

Unable to hide his delight in Daisly's confusion, Booth smiled at her. "No problem, Daisy, my cousin Angel says that Bloody William is a real pain in the neck."

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Happy birthday, MJ. I hope you like it.