Heya guise! So this is my very first story in fanfiction. I really REALLY hope you will like it. This chappie is 15 pages so I worked hard! And if there are any like spelling mistakes or anything like that, please don't be afraid to review and tell me about them. REVIEW and tell me about them. Yes, I repeated that two times. Sooo THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME I'M GOING TO DO THE DISCLAIMER AND I'M SO EXCITED! Here it is!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, only Kishimoto-sensei does. That's why it's going to be so awesome to watch the new movie he's going to help with!
Did I do well in the disclaimer? I only knew right now why it's called "disclaimer." Cool! :D Enjoy the first chapter of my story! DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!
Chapter 1
Normal POV
"OMG THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST THING EVER!" The younger sister screamed. She had brown hair, almost black. It only turned brown when the sun shined upon her hair. Her hair was straight in the top and curly (not too curly though) at the end. Her light brown eyes shone with excitement.
"Ugh," her sister groaned, "Ran, could you keep it down? You're going to make my ears bleed." She had layered licorice black hair that reached up to her elbows. Her eyes were dark brown. She was sisters with Ran and was a year older than her.
Ran stared at her, eyes wide. "Reese, are you saying that you are not excited for the zombie run later?" She gasped exaggeratingly. Reese just rolled her eyes.
"Of course I'm excited, but you don't have to scream out to the whole world, 'WE ARE GOING TO THE ZOMBIE RUN AND IT'S GONNA BE SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!'" Reese pointed out. Ran smiled and giggled.
"Heehee… YOU SCREAMED IT! HAHA!" She laughed out loud and rolled on the floor. Since they were in a restaurant (A/N: PIZZA HUT!), people stared at them. Reese sighed and shook her head at the impossible ness of her sister. 'They should be here by now…' she thought as she looked at her watch.
"Umm… what's Ran doing ROFLing?" A voice said from behind her. 'Ah, just in time.' Reese turned around to see the people she's been expecting. One of them had layered black hair with red highlights. Her eyes were amethyst. The other had straight black hair that reached up to her shoulders. She had turquoise eyes. They were twins, and they were (A) cousins of Reese and Ran.
"It's so good to see you Rayne!" She hugged the one with red highlights. "You too, Reese. How long has it been, a week?"
"Oh, was it that long already?" She giggled. She heard a cough behind her. "Ehem, are you forgetting someone?"
"Of course not Rai! I was just getting to you." Reese stuck her tongue at her and hugged her.
"RAI! RAYNE!" Ran glomped them at the same time. Now people were really staring at them. Reese face palmed. Her sister never failed to make a fool of herself… AND the people around her.
"Ma'am? Are you ready to sit? The table is ready." The waitress said. Reese nodded and they all followed her inside.
Reese's POV
"I am Steph and welcome to Pizza Hut. Here is our menu, Ma'am. Please just call me when you are ready to order." She smiled and went away. We were all looking at the menu except Ran, who was playing with her fork. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese…" She whined. I tried to ignore her, but she kept on going 'till I ran out of patience.
"What do you want, Ran." I sighed, leaning my forehead on the palm of my hand. Her eyes sparkled, letting me know that I'm going to go bankrupt.
"Well, I want pepperoni pizza, lasagna-"
"Okay, if that's what you want. Steph! We're ready to order!" Ran's jaw dropped. Rai and Rayne laughed.
"Yes Ma'am, what's your order?" Steph said, ready to write.
"Umm… I'll have Carbonara and we'll all have a large Pepperoni and Cheese pizza." I said then gestured to Rayne.
"PAAAASTAAA!" We all stared at her. She stared at us and sighed. "Okay… Carbonara."
"I won't have anything."
"ME! ME!" Ran raised her arm up as if she wanted to recite in class. "I want-"
"She would just like the lasagna. NOTHING else. And we'll all have water."
"WHAAAT?" chorused all the other three.
"I wanted a Coke!"
"I want a Sprite!"
"I wanted more than just lasagna!" I sighed. They were definitely not thinking properly.
"Guys, we're going to the zombie run. It's unhealthy to drink soft drinks and we need to be healthy. Do you want to get caught by zombies? If you keep drinking more and more soft drinks you are definitely going to get less fit and what happens? It will obviously not be my fault if zombies catch you because I warned you so it's your decision. And you, Ran, even though it doesn't matter how much you eat since you're always hyper, I'm going to go bankrupt if you order all the food that's swirling around your little head and I swear if I EVER go bankrupt you'll never be able to eat AGAIN!" I panted, finally finishing my rant. All of them sighed, defeated. Well, not all of them. Ran gasped, like she'd never thought about it before. WHICH she obviously didn't.
"That'll be all, Steph." I said, going back to 'happy mode.' I smiled at Steph, which probably made her smile at our strangeness.
"All right, then. I'll just repeat your order. 1 Pepperoni and Cheese pizza, 2 Carbonara, 1 Lasagna Classico and all are drinking water. Anything else?"
"Nope, that'll be enough."
"It'll be done in a few minutes so please wait patiently." I watched her leave; happy I wasn't going to go bankrupt. As soon as the food came, we started talking about the zombie run. We are definitely going to have fun.
Ran's POV
Excuuuuuuse me if I had never thought about Reese going bankrupt! And I don't think about food ALL the time, just sometimes. Like 40% food and 60% cats. Besides, sometimes I'm calm; it's just that I ate chocolate. That's all there's to it.
We were walking home now. A few more hours 'til the zombie run! I am soooo excited. I was thinking about the awesomeness of the zombie run when I saw a cat ahead of us.
"KIITTY!" I ran to it and held it. It meowed so cutely that I squealed.
"AAAAAAW! Aren't you a boopsy woopsy toopsy coopsy loopsy toopsy!" I cooed. It looked so cute with whiskers and stuff…
"I wish I could have whiskers too…"
"Like some certain blond, eh?" Reese smirked. I blushed and smiled shyly.
"Heehee…" I shook my head and focused on the kitty's cuteness.
"Reese!" I held up the cat and raised it so it was eye level with my sister. "Can I keep it?"
"No, Ran. We already have Al and Carl and Elli and Mimzy and Cotton and Ben and Porky and Truffles at home." She took a deep breath as she finished ranting all of their cats' names.
"But look at the poor thing! Just staying out here in the streets…"
"No."
"You guys remind me of (B) Ed and Al." Rai chuckled. I pouted and dropped the kitty. Not of course without giving it a small towel to lie on and some food.
Anyway, let's ignore that part where my awesome pride is at stake. We are going to get ready with our costumes. They're finally gonna see my super-ultimate-mega-ultra-freakin'-awesome costume! WAHAHAHA!
"Ran, are you thinking about your super… ultra… mega… what?" I laughed maniacally.
"Heh heh… What makes you say that, Rayne?"
"Well, Ran, you are smiling evilly and tapping your fingers against each other like you are planning something really evil. How could we not know?" Rai responded sarcastically. I glared at her. EVILLY. Eventually, we had a glaring contest.
"We're here guys. Stop glaring." But we didn't stop. Never planned to. NEVER WILL! WAHAHAHA!
"Are you guys gonna stop anytime soon?" No reaction.
"Alright then. If you're going to keep glaring, we'll just have to go to the zombie run without you. See ya guys." We both shot our eyes at Rayne. When we saw her beside the door about to go in, (how did she get there so fast?) with the smile Sebastian (A/N: Black Butler, yo) uses to creep people out. Our eyes widened in horror as she began going inside.
"RAAAAAAAYNE!" We dashed inside the house and shielded the table with our tickets to the zombie run. I am SO not going to miss this zombie run!
"No Rayne! You can't do this to us!" I went down on my knees. (C) "PLEASE OH GREAT OWNER OF MY SOUL!" She smirked and started walking towards the couch where Al was. His dorsal part was brown that looked orange-y and his chest and paws were white. He just had a brown-orange-y mark on his paw.
"Too late, brat." Indeed, we were too late. She was walking away with the 2 tickets in her hands. How did she get it? Chakra strings, maybe. I'm not really sure either.
"You should change now, Ran and Rayne. Right NOW. And remember, I don't like to be kept waiting." She let her head fall back as she closed her eyes. Al meowed and Rayne caressed him. He was named after Alphonse Elric, so he's supposed to be kind. I was glaring at her when I got a great, awesome and completely intelligent plan. :D
(D) "I will redeem my honor by CATCHING THE AVATAR!" I exclaimed, charging at Rayne. I tackled Rayne while trying to reach the tickets.
"AAHH! Get off me!" Rayne tried pushing me off, but to no avail. BUT SHE STILL MANAGED TO KEEP THE TICKETS FAR AWAY! GAAAAH!
"I will NEVER give in to you, Commander Zhao!"
"Ran! Get off Rayne!" I stared at Rai in disbelief.
"RAI! I thought you were my ally! How could you! I OWN YOUR SOUL FOR GOODNESS SAKES!" Rai rolled her eyes as if I were really stupid, which I am absolutely not.
"Ran, you are going to destroy the tickets if you keep going at her. And I am not missing the zombie run." I widened my eyes. NO! I thought of it. BELIEVE ME! Fine, don't. Doesn't matter anyway.
"O-of course I thought about it! I knew that... But STILL! I must get the tickets " Suddenly, I felt some kind of powder fall on me.
"GAAAH! What the heck!" Rayne exclaimed. When I looked up, I saw Reese, with a bored expression. She was holding a bag over our heads, probably one of her 'famous' bags of sand.
"Oh, look. I 'accidentally' spilled my sand over your heads. Hahaha." She said humorlessly without changing her expression. "Maybe since you guys are covered in sand you should change your clothes already. You might start feeling itchy. And let go of Al." Rayne stopped holding Al and he went towards Reese.
"Well, actually…" I started but I caught a glimpse of her staring at me.
"You look like you already need to change your clothes. You should go now." We all scrambled to our rooms. She's really scary when she's like that. *shiver* brr… scary.
Rai's POV
And THERE we go, Reese ALMOST lost her temper just because of Ran's stupidity and stubbornness. First she tackles Rayne which would probably get it torn. And even though I explained PROPERLY, she still insisted that she knew that risk (which she obviously didn't) and knew what she was doing. Reese probably didn't want to be late for the zombie run so she dropped her 'famous' sand on top of them. Apparently, it's for self-defense. When she comes across robbers, kidnappers or guys who scare her, she throws sand at their eyes and while they're trying to remove it, she skips away, singing "Mr. Sandman." And as soon they start chasing her, she announces, "BEWARE! I AM MR. SANDMAN'S FUTURE WIFE! WAHAHAHA!" Then she starts running really fast and soon goes out of their sight. It sounds like she's insane or something, but it actually works. Anyway, we got off topic. Ran just had to be 'logical'. At least Reese calmed down.
I am going to wear an Akatsuki cloak and so is Rayne. Under the cloak I will wear a red tube top and denim-colored shorts with folds. On top I will wear a black open vest that reached until my shorts. I was also wearing black & red fingerless gloves that reached up to my elbows and black knee-high boots. I wore my forehead protector on my shoulder, which had a Leaf Village insignia with a slash across it.
Rayne is going to wear a dark red midriff shirt that had no sleeves on the left arm and long sleeves on the right. With it is a black miniskirt (not a tight skirt, a flowy one.) that had a slit on the right and dark brown shorts underneath, short enough not to be seen when her skirt is down. She had a black eye patch covering her left eye, black thigh-high boots and wore her forehead protector on her thigh, which had the Sand Village insignia with a slash across it. All of it under an Akatsuki cloak.
After an hour or so we were finally ready. Ran kept screaming and screaming about how 'slow' we were. Wouldn't Ran just give us time to prepare properly? Ran seriously doesn't do anything properly. Nah I'm just joking. But still, she's so obnoxious at times.
We finally went down to see Ran wearing a midnight blue turtleneck closed vest and a white shirt that reached until the elbows underneath the vest. She was wearing black cycling shorts [A/N: You know the one like May (A/N: Or was it Mae?) in Pokemon wears. I liked it. :D] and black leather combat boots that reached under her knees. She used her forehead protector as a ponytail (that somehow fit).
We just stared at her, making no signs of amusement or anything like that. The smile on her face disappeared when she noticed this.
"Is there something wrong with it?" She asked worriedly.
"Your face." I said monotonously. Haha, this was so fun. She gasped and went to the corner to plant… whatever those were.
"Ouch… That hurt…" I ignored her words of sorrow and kept thinking, 'Are those mushrooms? They look like worms sticking out of the ground. WAIT, IS THAT POCKY? WHY IN THE WORLD IS SHE PLANTING POCKY?'
The next thing I knew Rayne was shaking me violently. "RAI! EARTH TO RAI! RAI! COME BACK! ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR VISIT TO THE CLOUDS? RAAAAI!" I slapped her hands away.
"STOP IT! I WAS FREAKING DAYDREAMING ABOUT WHY RAN IS PLANTING POCKY!" I screamed at her. She was smiling in triumph for some reason.
"What's with all the noise down here?" I heard Reese say. Why is she almost always calm? That can't be normal. When I turned around, I saw her wearing a black turtleneck sleeveless shirt and denim-colored shorts also with folds. On top she wore a maroon midriff jacket that had sleeves which reached until only the elbows, had the 'ai' kanji at the back and had a hood. She was also wearing fingerless gloves but it was auburn red and it wasn't as long as mine. Her black combat boots with bluish-gray trimmings that reached up to her knees probably made her feel like military (which is why she wears it). She wore her forehead protector on her neck.
"You look awesome, Mrs. Sandman." I told her as Rayne winked at her. We all shared a hearty laugh… Well, not everyone. Remember Ran? She was still planting Pocky. I whispered this to Reese and she facepalmed.
"Ran!" She called professionally. "Stop planting Pocky and come here." Ran looked up in alarm and ran to Reese. Once she was in front of her she bowed exaggeratingly.
"You need something, Milady?" They both giggled. Now you wonder, why 'Milady'? Well, she is the 'wife' of Mr. Sandman, who actually owns a whole village…
"I need you to stop planting Pocky because we're going to leave soon. As soon as you're ready, get the car ready. Clear?" She commanded. Ran looked up at her and smirked.
"Crystal." Ran ran (A/N: haha) towards her room like a ninja. We heard a bunch of "Hiya"s and "Take that"s and things falling to the floor.
"It's so fun when you guys act like that." Rayne chuckled. I widened my eyes in disbelief at Rayne.
"Rayne," I whispered, "Is that any way to talk to the 'wife' of the Kazekage?" I winked at Rayne. We both smiled as she faced Reese.
"I'm so sorry, Milady. I had no intention to be rude." Rayne apologized and we bowed exaggeratingly too.
"Do we have any orders, Milady?" I asked politely. You know, in the tone of being too polite? Haha. Reese smiled at both of us.
"Prepare yourselves. We shall depart to the zombie apocalypse in 5 minutes and engage in battle. Evacuate all the iPods, iPads if you must, and your Blackberry phones to your ninja butt pouch. Brands other than Blackberry will NOT be tolerated. We will need Blackberry Messenger for communication."
"HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO HELP? DON'T WE LIKE, OH I DUNNO, HAVE TEXT MESSAGES?" I heard Ran scream from… ummm… I'm not really sure where.
"Minion, you don't talk like that to your 'Milady'. If you do, then you don't even have to call me 'Milady' since you don't even respect me." Reese huffed while smiling. I heard a couple of stuff fall down and Ran falling… HAHA good for her. "BBM doesn't need Internet or load so there's no problem unless your phones are out of battery or you lost your phone. SO DON'T. LOSE. IT."
"Roger." I replied, and as Rayne and I climbed the stairs, Ran went running down the stairs. She tripped on the last step though. She almost fell face first to the floor when her hand came up and held her up. Her eyes widened, but nevertheless, she got onto her feet and ran towards the garage.
We all blinked. When did she start having good reflexes? I looked at my watch. We had to go soon, so I tapped Rayne to go up and let the question slide for now.
Rayne's POV
Kay so I'm guessing everyone is wondering, 'How did Ran have suddenly fast reflexes?' oooor maybe not. But now it's in your minds, I'mma tell you what I know.
Well, actually, I dunno.
Well, let's think about that later. We're going to the zombie run now, and gonna be so AWESOME. Like a 'someone-finally-made-a-pie-flavored-pie!' awesome. When we arrived there, there was so much people that I thought I would suffocate. I felt my phone vibrate and I got it out to see the BM message Reese sent to us.
'We are stationed at the frontlines. Doom shall reach us quicker if we stay among the medical ninja.' It read.
By the time we met, the announcer was reviewing the rules of the zombie run. I was dazed off, thinking about how Ran got her reflexes. Soon, we were running.
"AAAAAAAAH!"
"OMG!"
"HAHAHAHA!"
"GRAAAW..."
People were screaming and zombies were groaning. Everyone was smiling and running faster. It was thrilling to be chased by zombies. The thing is, there was no route to follow. We all were given maps to guide us. If we DID get lost, zombies lurking around the place would chase us back to the others. It thrilled me even more. I felt my phone vibrate again.
'Meet at dark alleyway to right.' When I looked to the right, I saw Reese and Rai in the dark alleyway and Ran was going towards it. We had to be sneaky though. SNEEAAAKY.
I managed to get to the dark alleyway along with Ran. "What's this about?"
"Well, I think I know a secret passage down here." Reese pointed to the alleyway. "If we go a bit further after we exit the alleyway, we might reach McDonald's and start running from there. If we follow the road we'll get to the finish line."
Rai and Ran smiled really big and started congratulating Reese. Reese smiled with uncertainty… why? We started going down the dark alleyway with Reese's flashlight as our guide. I seriously had a feeling that we were forgetting something really important…
A few minutes later…
How could we forget? Reese had no sense of direction. I knew we were forgetting something!
We had gone through the alleyway, gone further down the street, no sign of McDo. None. Now we were gathered in another alleyway with a telephone booth at the dead end. This alleyway wasn't as long as the other one though. There was a little bit of light into it, so we didn't need the flashlight.
"Reese! How could you deceive us?" Ran exclaimed.
"We TRUSTED you Reese. You betrayed our trust. Now I have to kill you." Rai crossed her arms and faced away in disappointment.
"But why?" Reese whined. Rai stared at her with very intense and serious eyes.
"So I can achieve the Mangekyo Sharingan. (E)" Reese pouted.
"I'm sorry guys, I thought I knew where I was going this time. I'm just trying and trying." Reese lowered her head in shame. I was looking at the entrance of the alley when I saw a shadow coming up.
"Guys!" I whispered, "It's a monitor zombie!"
They silenced themselves. I gestured to hide behind this giant box (A/N: how convenient.) and they nodded. We hid behind and slowed our breathing as the zombie came closer. He looked in the alleyway for a while and we held our breaths. He probably didn't notice anything because we heard footsteps going farther away. Once we heard no more footsteps, we heaved a heavy sigh and got up.
"Oh my Jashin that was so epic." Ran got up and sighed making herself fall against the side phone booth so she could lean on it. Once she bumped into it, the door opened a little and a really bright light came from it.
"THE SUNLIGHT HISSSS!" Ran hissed. I rolled my eyes and went to the booth.
"It's not the sunlight Ran." I opened the door and shielded my eyes from the blinding light.
"Uh, so bright…" Our eyes soon got used to it and we were able to look at it directly. It was practically a phone booth with too much light coming out of it that we couldn't see what was inside.
"OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS IT MIGHT BE THE DOCTOR'S TARDIS!" Reese jumped with excitement.
"You do know that it could be a phone booth with a malfunctioning light bulb." Rai said.
"Iiinteresssing…" Ran said, smiling evilly and tapping her fingers against each other. AGAIN.
"Let's see what happens if I stick my hand in!" Ran said, back to joyful mode.
"Wait Ran no!" It was too late, her hand was inside. She was humming, as if she was experimenting something.
"Hmmm… I don't seem to feel anything." She shrugged. We shrugged too. She pulled on her hand, but it stayed there. She tried again, but it wouldn't budge.
"Okay, Ran, you can pull your hand out now." I said, starting to feel scared.
"But… I can't!" She pulled another time, but her hand wouldn't move. It was still in the light, where we couldn't see it.
"Stop joking, Ran. It isn't funny." Rai told her. I think I could hear fear in her voice.
"I'm not joking! IT REALLY WON'T GET OUT!" Ran was panicking now. She really wasn't joking anymore. Her arm started to sink into the light.
"RAYNE! RAI! PULL HER!" Reese held onto her sister and pulled. We pulled too, but we could feel Ran being pulled in.
"HELP! NO I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Ran screamed, filled with fear. Soon, Ran disappeared, Reese disappeared then Rai disappeared. I felt us all let go as I was pulled into the light. I heard the phone booth door slam behind us, and I bet the others heard it too.
Now I know what you're wondering, 'What's going to happen to you?'
Good question.
A/N: Hey guys! How'd you like the story? Well, here's a bonus for ya'll!
BOONUS!
Ran: *trying to feel for something in the phone booth filled with light* Hmmm… I don't seem to feel anything.
Rayne: Oh okay
Ran: WAIT A MINUTE!
Reese: What?
Ran: I feel a big open box…
Rai: Go on…
Ran: I can feel a line disappearing and appearing every second on the upper left corner of the box!
Reese: Well, that's weird.
Ran: There's also an rectangular strip on top of the box! I can feel letters on it! It says… "Posting as:"?
Rayne: WAIT! I know what it is!
All but Rayne: What is it?
Rayne: It's a… REVIEW BOX!
~THE END~
Yeah, so that's the bonus. :D Hee hee. So guys, REVIEW! HAHAHA! Now, I'mma explain to you things;
(A) Rayne & Rai are 3 yrs. older that Reese. Reese is 13, which makes them 16. And Ran is 12.
(B) EDWARD AND ALPHONSE ELRIC! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST.
(C) Ran jinxed Rayne and told her that she owed her soul. In exchange for Rayne's soul, she traded it with Rai's soul. WITHOUT HER PERMISSION. Then eventually, they said that Ran owned Rai's soul, and Rai owns Reese's soul, and Reese owned Rayne's soul, and Rayne owned Ran's soul. Who knows why.
(D) Commander Zhao (Rayne) took the avatar (tickets) as a prisoner. Zuko (Ran) just needs the avatar back.
(E) "You must kill your best friend to achieve Mangekyo Sharingan." – Itachi Uchiha
Thanks for reading! I'll update soon! Any questions you want to ask about it, if you're confused or anything, just review and I'll tell you in the next chapter or I'll PM you. Please wait patiently because I have school and stuff. THANKS AGAIN!
