This is going to be a long list of reasons why Naruto is better than Twilight, co-written by Takeo Moramushi.

EDIT 12/23/10: None of these are meant to be offensive, they're just harmless jokes.

Reasons Naruto is Better than Twilight

1. Naruto is an anime, everyone likes anime.

2. Naruto has way better battles! Twilight has like one that we barely hear about.

3. They have awesome clothes! The one time you don't have to wear a shirt…

4. It isn't based on romance, I mean it has romance, but unlike Twilight it doesn't make us sick with how lovey dovey it is.

5. Naruto has way more hot guys; you don't have to be vampire to be hot.

6. Twilight has the Volturi, Naruto has the Akatsuki, lame Italian mafia vs. 8 guys and one girl (8 hot guys and one girl, all alone, in one house,not to mention there super powerful and way more scary than the Volturi)

7. Awesome story line, like 10x better than Twilight.

8. When someone has a baby it isn't the end of the world(unless Kyuubi reproduces)

9. Characters. (more hot characters)

10. 4 movies in English, 6 in Japanese, and they still kick ass (N) (meaning they haven't lost their spark)

11. Hitler wasn't Japanese. (One of us is German so don't take offense, it's a harmless joke.)

12. They (Naruto) don't encourage slavery. (We love you anyway Jasper.) *gasp, he hates black people* -TM

13. They have porn books. We don't read them but they do.

14. Naruto has more stories than Twilight (referring to Fanfics, that signals bigger popularity )

15. When Itachi went on a killing spree, he has a reason (it was an order), when Edward does he's being a rebellious jackass.

16. They don't fight for just love… They fight for love, revenge, their villages, their friends, hatred, and for the love of porn books.

Cullens have powers like Empath, shields, future seeing, etc. Shinobi can copy themselves, heal each other, see through things, control elements, eat ramen, and write porn.

18. Really, who wants to live forever? Oro-teme (Orochimaru) does but he is insane, remember?

19. Naruto has moral, Twilight goes against EVERYTHING.

20. Naruto has pretty pictures! And better fan art.

21. Naruto isn't the boring, cliché love triangle, it's a love circle, it never ends! Throw in a harem, 3 threesomes, some homobipedosexuals, and porn and you have an epic romance.

22. Naruto has the power of youth! Twilight turns you into a pedophile addicted to sex. (until you get pregnant)

23. Shinobi don't need good looks to get information.

24. There aren't any real couples so you can freely put whoever you want together.

25. Naruto has a better creator!

25.5. They have porn books.

Flamers are welcome, we need something to set the gym on fire with. See you next time! *waves*