Prologue: Author's Note
I recently wrote a collection of short stories that was just like this one will be. Tales of A South Park Nothing is actually a very good read. If you like those kind of stories. I wish I had more inspiration to add more. But now, here I come at you with a new collection.
This story collection is different in that it takes situations from everyday life and puts a character, or a pair of our lovely South Parkians, through the situation. The experiences are gathered from different events in my personal life, as well as different TV shows and things I have seen. At the end, (Whenever that may be.), I will give you acknowledgements and tell you where each of the experiences came from. I hope you stick around. I am going with the flow, and have none of this planned out. So read on, and review.
Jet AKA ItsAllGooeyAndSticky
Chapter 1: An episode of Full House where Stephanie is sad because one of her family members wasn't there for her during an earthquake.
Chapter 2: An episode of George Lopez where George tries to teach Carmen how to drive.
Chapter 3: An episode of Hey Arnold where the kids learn about career day, and Helga gets all stressed out. I threw the SAT's in there for drama.
Chapter 4: An episode of Full house where Danny's mom moves in. Combined with an episode of Full House where Jesse's grandpa dies.
Chapter 5: An episode of Look Who's Stocking on Bio.
Chapter 6: An episode of recess where the boys all have predictions come true because of a fortune telling device similar to the list.
Chapter 7: An episode of My Wife and Kids where Claire is sad because Michael is leaving for College.
Chapter 8: An episode of full house where DJ gets caught up with Steve and doesn't throw Kimmy a surprise birthday party.
Chapter 9: An episode of Mujer: Casos de La Vida, where the girl gets raped and had to suffer her video of herself online.
Chapter 10: An episode of Drake and Josh where Drake is a gambler.
Chapter 11: An episode of Mujer: Casos de la Vida, where the girl has a baby out of wedlock, and gives it to her aunt.
Chapter 12: An episode of the Cosby Show where the men are all stuck helping someone move, accept Theo, who goes to the game.
Chapter 13: Two episodes combined. True Jackson, and The suite life, that have the same plot line.
Chapter 14: I've been seeing a lot of MDMA on TV, and I wanted to write about it. I saw a Facebook event, that was titled like the chapter is. It also has a little bit of an episode of Fresh Prince, where Carlton takes strange medicine from Will's locker.
Chapter 15: This just came to me because I wanted to put Jimmy in there.
Chapter 16: An episode of Roseanne where Dan's mom gets released from the Asylum.
Chapter 17: An episode of La Rosa de Guadalupe where a dad tries to buy a kidney from the black market for his daughter.
Chapter 18: An episode of Hey Arnold where Arnold tries to get Lorenzo to have a fun day.
Chapter 19: In high school, our teacher showed us a video where the kid that didn't rat his fellows out got expelled.
Chapter 20: An episode of The Cosby show where Rudy and her friends all go on a concert adventure.
Chapter 21: An episode of Fresh Prince where Carlton goes to the hood. Chapter 22 an episode of Arthur where Francine has to fast and doesn't make it.