Roxas woke up one day in the Castle That Never Was feeling great. He was ready to go out and tackle some missions. However, that all changed when he looked in his bathroom mirror.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The scream was heard throughout the castle.

Soon, all the members of the organization were gathered in the Grey Area.

"What seems to be the matter, Number XIII?" Xemnas asked.

"So I woke up just five minutes ago, and when I went to look in the mirror, I had mysteriously switched genders!" Roxas gasped. "And you all have, too!" All the other members looked confused. "Go on! Just check your mirrors!" They all headed off to their rooms to check, even Xemnas. Soon enough, more screams were heard.

"See? I told you!" said Roxas, once they had all re-congregated. "We've been...

...GENDER-BENT!" Everyone gasped.

"What are we gonna do?"

"How did this happen?"

"Why do I have a sudden urge to make out with Larxene?"

"Hey! I've got an idea!" said Demyx. "Let's all come up with names for each other!" The other members groaned.

"I have an idea," said Saix. "Repliku14!" he shouted. "We demand an audience!"

Yeah? I answered.

"What kind of sick joke is this?" shouted Xigbar.

Ummm... what happened, anyway?

"That's what we'd like to know!"

Demyx had decided to go ahead and come up with names. "I'll be Demi, Roxas is Roxanne, Lexaeus is Lexi..."

I honestly have no idea why you're all gender-bent! It wasn't me! I pleaded.

"...Zexion is Zexina, Larxene is Larson..."

"Who's responsible, then?" inquired Xaldin.

"Axel is Axelle... hey, where IS Axel?"

Saix's eyes narrowed. "Axel..." he/she said, partially enraged. "I'd like a word with him."

Axel was in his bathroom, sitting on the floor. In his hands were a pencil and a notepad. However, this wasn't any ordinary notepad. He had found it in Namine's mansion, and whatever you wrote in it came true. He had learned this when Saix's claymore had turned into ice cream.

So Axel decided to have some fun! He would change them back... eventually.

He heard a knock on the bathroom door. "Axel, I need a word with you," said Saix. His voice sounded a little... feminine.

"Well, you're gonna have to wait until I'm done."

"Axel, I know you're not actually using the bathroom."

"Gee, Saix, you sound a bit girly. You feelin' okay?"

Suddenly, Saix whipped out his/her claymore and angrily slashed through the door.

"Ahhhhhhh! I could've actually been telling the truth! Geez, man! Well... woman." Axel chuckled.

"Give me that. NOW." Saix held out his/her hand for the notepad. Axel reluctantly obeyed.

"I was just trying to have some fun..."

"Next time, NO GENDER-BENDING."

"Yes, Superior..."

"Good."

So everything turned back to normal. Everyone was the correct gender.

Saix walked over to Xemnas, the notepad in his hand. "What should I do with this?" he asked.

"Destroy it," replied Xemnas. Saix nodded.

He walked off into a hallway where he couldn't be seen. He pulled out a pen and began scribbling down words. This will teach him.

Saix lookes and saw a Darkside Heartless appear in front of Axel.

"What the-!" Axel exclaimed. He ran down the corridor, and past Saix. The Darkside paid Saix no heed as it chased No. VIII down.

"SAIX, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"