Authors' Note: Though we published our Death Note stories first, this is actually the first story we've ever written. It's been at least two years since we finished it and we didn't revise it until just recently, so that's why it's late to come up. Again since this was our first story it's kinda cheesy, but it took forever to write. So no rude reviews, please.

IMPOSSIBLE LOVE

A Seriously Screwed Up Sasuke/Sakura Love Story

By: Brett, Johnny, & Seth Wolff

CHAPTER ONE - Oh My God She's So Annoying

Sasuke finally wakes up at 10 in the morning. He slowly sits up in bed with one hand over his throbbing head. Then his memory rushes back over him like a huge wave. Hold on... didn't I have a fight last night? And wasn't I in the woods before? He thinks for a minute, then sighs, shaking his head and going with it. You know what, whatever. He turns to get out of bed but flies back when he sees Sakura sitting not even two feet from his bed, staring at him with a creepy stalker stare - wide-eyed, like she's staring at his soul or something.

"Holy shit!"

"Oh, thank god! Sasuke, you're alive...!" Sakura wipes her eyes. "I was so worried..." She starts crying then randomly stops and looks around for Ino, who had helped her take care of Sasuke the day before. She doesn't see her.

"Damn her, she ran out on me!" She growls. Rolling her eyes, she turns back to Sasuke. "Whatever. I don't care as long as I'm with you." she says in an obsessed prissy fan girl voice.

Sasuke gags, disgusted.

"Move. NOW." He tries his best to keep cool.

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

Sakura doesn't budge and changes the subject, ignoring his demand.

"So what do you wanna do?"

"I don't want to do anything, but I do want you to move."

"Ok, fine. And by the way, I made you breakfast. You're having eggs, bacon, orange juice and toast. And I put your clothes on the other end of your bed. Just to let you know." She then leaves without another word.

Sasuke rubs his temples, annoyed. Oh my god she's so annoying. He gets up and puts the clothes she laid on the bed away and takes out a different pair of clothes that look exactly the same and puts them on. Then he throws the breakfast she made away and makes the exact same thing: eggs, bacon, orange juice and toast. He eats it, and then he leaves.

At the training camp...

Kakashi pauses reading his makeout paradise book to give instructions.

"Ok you guys, just do what we've been practicing for the past few weeks."

"But I know everything."

Kakashi glares at him.

"What was that, Naruto?"

"Ughh." He sighs. "Nevermind."

Kakashi walks away, book in hand.

Up on a branch in a tree, Sasuke rolls his eyes.

"You are so gay." Shortly after, he falls asleep.

Not too much later, Sakura walks up to the tree and looks up. She sees Sasuke, asleep. She screams at the top of her voice.

"Hey Sasuke!"

Startled awake, Sasuke falls out of the tree. He glares at her, holding his head where he had hit the ground. Then he gets up and walks away. Sakura follows him.

"Do you want to come over to my house today?"

"NO."

"Why?"

"Because."

"'Because' is not an answer."

"Because I don't want to."

"Why?"

Annoyed, Sasuke starts speed walking, trying desperately to get away from her. When he finally loses her, he climbs in another tree and falls asleep again. Sakura soon finds the tree Sasuke had gone to and looks up to see him asleep again. She sighs. Fine. If you can't beat him, join him. She lays against the base of the tree, and soon enough she's asleep as well.

Later, while reading and walking, Kakashi passes Sasuke and Sakura and finds that both of them had fallen asleep. He goes over to them and loudly scolds them like a redneck.

"Yall should be trainin'."

Both of them startled, Sakura wakes up with a shriek and Sasuke falls out of the tree. Again. Sasuke growls in frustration at both of them and leaves again, this time going home.

Later that night, Sasuke is laying on his bed staring at the ceiling when suddenly Sakura just walks in out of nowhere. Sasuke groans as she sits beside his bed and stares at him again.

"You know that is illegal."

"What?"

"Going into someone's house uninvited."

"So. I don't care. Besides, it's just your house."

Sasuke closes his eyes and groans loudly.

"Jeez Sasuke. There's no need to get so upset. You won't even notice I'm here. I won't say a word."

"Fine. No talking."

"Gotcha."

She makes it to three seconds before she starts talking nonstop. Sasuke smacks his hand on his face and tries desperately to ignore her.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah is all he hears. He did catch her last statement though, right when he was about to lose it.

"Why do you wear the same clothes every day?"

Sasuke stares at her like she's the most retarded person on the planet.

"Are you stupid or something? Every Naruto character wears the same clothes every day. That's how Masashi Kishimoto does it."

"Who's Masashi Kishimoto?"

Sasuke sighs and rolls his eyes.

"Will you PLEASE just go."

"Why?"

"Because you're so fucking annoying!"

Sakura hesitates for a minute, then remarks less loudly.

"Well you don't have to be so mean…"

Sasuke grits his teeth.

"I'm sick of putting up with this crap every fucking day. I'm tired of it, and I think you'd better leave before this gets worse."

"I was never trying to annoy you. I just wanted you to like me…"

"Yeah? Well I've got news for you. I don't. Maybe, just maybe, if you acted a little more like me I might just like you. But you're the exact opposite. You're annoying as hell, you stalk me, and you think you can just waltz into my house whenever you want saying 'it's just yourhouse'!"

"…"

"I'm sick of it. I can't stand you. So you know what, you need to leave."

"Sasuke…"

"I'm dead serious, Sakura."

"But I-"

"Get out!"

Sakura stares at him for a minute in hesitation, then bolts out the door before he could see her cry. Sasuke rolls his eyes and groans, putting his head under his pillow.