After dying the first time at age 17, Harry just couldn't catch a break.
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"Avada Kedavra!"
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"Bloody hell, Harry, what happened?"
"Someone tried to kill me again. This time, they also cut off my head with a cursed sword."
"Huh, well, I guess you could join the Headless Hunt..."
"I'm not sure they accept any 'livins'."
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"What happened this time?"
"Someone stabbed me in the back and then set fire to my body."
"Huh, I didn't know fiendfire looked so cool as hair."
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"Someone hired a vampire to kill me this time."
"I never knew of a vampire turning human after a bite..."
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