Random moments with the wolfs
(JPOV): Emily's house
"Quil can you pass me the phone?" I asked
"Why so you can call your girlfriend?" he giggled
"Maybe ……."
"Fine. Here" he threw the phone at me and it almost hit my head.
"Hey bebe I was just checking in …ok…. I love you too bye Chanel."
While I was on the phone Quil and Embry were making kissy faces at me, smacking each other on the butt.
All I could do was raise one eyebrow. Then I launched myself onto them and clock their heads together.
Later that nightI know this sounds kind of girly but Quil, Embry, Seth, and I were having a sleepover.
"Ok so what are we doing first?"
"Well we could… no I've got nothing" Seth started "Well what do girls do at sleepovers?"
"Cause we all know that" jeeze sometimes Seth can be so stupid.
"Well let's do some prank calls"
I got the phone and dialed Mike Newtons phone number.
Jacob
MikeHello?
Hey its Bella I wondering if you would like to go to the mall with me so I can try on some bathing suites? (in a girl like voice)
Mike? (Guy voice) cough-cough mike? (Girl voice)
(He must have herd the giggling in the background)
Oh my gosh Bella hell yes I mean ya sure totally cool!
But why all of the sudden, did Cullen hurt you?
Um ya could you beat him up for me he broke my heart (girl voice)(Omg when mike trys to beat up Edward he is going to look like a fool in front of Bella)
Ok sure thing Bella. Ill pick you up at your house tomorrow around 8:00.
Ok sounds great! (Girl voice)
(Click)
"Oh my god Jake that was the most funniest think I have ever herd, well besides when Seth got smacked upside the head for breaking Emily's vase." Quil yelled "Ok me next I want to do a prank call."
Quill
emmett
?
Hello?
Hello sir I was wondering if you still wanted to cancel your subscription to swimsuit magazines?
No no I don't who told you that?
Well we were wondering because a female called from this number and said that you wanted to cancel. I just called to confirm it.
Emmett?
Jasper is that you?
So that's where all my magazines are going. Your taking them.
Aww Jazzy I was going to give them back after I looked through them.
Ya, and after you took all the good pictures out.
Um sir you don't have to cancel your subscription.
Ya we don't want to ok so don't give me any attitude or ill rip your throat out.
Haha ya good luck with that, I mean we do not know who you are
Quill is that you?
Oh shi- (click)
So we are not telling Rose and Alice about- excuse me
No Alice its not what it sounds like
Run Jasper Run!!
Crash -- click
"Ok well dude that did not go down well he figured out it was us." Quil cried
"Well I say we have one more prank call and I know exactly who it's going to be I just need to make one phone call before I do it." Seth spoke
"Hey Emily can you have Sam watch saw 4 ill tell you why later"
"Um ok …id ask why but I kind of don't want to know so bye Seth"
2hrs later
"Ok guys I think he has watched it now"
Seth (in jigsaws voice)
Sam
Hello?
Hello Sam would you like to play a game?
Wh-who is this?
That is none of your concern right now. You have 12 minutes to go to the store buy a WII and, you have 8 minutes to bake 12 batches of cookies by yourself. When you are done making them you may not have one of the cookies you have to give them to all of your friends.
You have 20 minutes to finish these tasks and deliver them tonight
Oh-ok
(Click)
"Haha
Seth that was brilliant now when ever we go to Sam's house we get
to play Wii and tonight we will have cookies delivered to us!"
"Go
Seth!" we all cheered
This night has just started.
