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TT: Very good example of knowing your audience, Dave. Impressive, too. I had no idea there was even a "tentacle hentai" card.
TG: what no i didnt play that
EB: don't look at me!
GG: heehee!
TG: jade what the fuck
TT: I don't think we're prepared for what this game may reveal about the group of people we have to live with. Case in point: I believe Kanaya just played "a big, black dick."
GA: Was That Not An Appropriate Use Of The Card
TG: this was a bad fucking idea
GC: 1S TH4T 4N UND3R-TH3-T4BL3 C4RD OP3R4T1ON 1 SM3LL?
TG: oh my god get out of here
TG: the last thing we need is you slobbering all over two midgets shitting into a bucket
GC: =O
EB: uh, dave, i think that card takes on a whole new meaning here. i mean, under the circumstances.
TG: no dont sit down we didnt say you could play
GC: 4 FULL INV3ST1G4T1ON 1S 1N ORD3R! COM3 K4RK4T, YOU C4N B3 MY 4SS1ST4NT.
CG: I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS SHITTY GAME, LET GO OF ME.
TG: no jade stop dealing them in what are you doing
EB: hey, no conspiring over there!
GG: karkat and terezi, is there something you want to share with the class? :B
GC: K4RK4T W4S JUST 4SK1NG M3 4BOUT ON3 OF YOUR ODD HUM4N WORDS, BUT 3V3N 4 CULTUR4L S4V4NT L1K3 MYS3LF 1S STUMP3D. =?
TT: I think the rules dictate you may discard any card you don't understand, on the condition you share with us what it says.
GA: Come Karkat Do Not Be Embarrassed This Is A Learning Situation
CG: OKAY, OKAY, FUCK. WHAT'S A… "BEJAZZLED VAGINA?"
TG: oh my fucking god
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JOHN? THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH TIME YOU'VE PLAYED THE "NICHOLAS CAGE" CARD.
GG: where are you even keeping them all? :o
EB: a good magician never tells!