By Taka and Keichirou
Prologue
"Ne... Sanzo, hang ah eta!" complained Goku, tugging on Sanzo's sleeve.
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*"Urusai baka saru!" Sanzo his patience finally pushed beyond the limit by Goku's constant whining, whipped out his formidable fan and whacked Goku on the head.
"Hyi doii!!" Goku pouts, rubbing his head as Gojyo laughed maniacally at Sanzo's clenched face. Sanzo's eyes narrowed dangerously, and a second later, a fan came whizzing by, hitting Gojyo on the head.
"ARGGHH!! You corrupted monk, you should hit me with the fan, not throw it at me!" howled Gojyo.
"Maa maa, no fighting please" said the peace-loving Hakkai, smiling as he drove along.
Suddenly the jeep swerved to the left, dust flying in the air, surrounding the jeep. Goku slammed in to Gojyo, his hand landing on some non-describable parts. Sanzo on the other hand, was pushed on top of Hakkai, in a none-too-innocent, hentai position.
"What th...!! Oi Hakkai!, are you trying to kill us?!'' yelled Gojyo, "...and Goku, get your hand of my @!#$!@!!!"
"Ehehe, gomen" apologized Goku, sheepishly, his face turning bright red.
"Ano, Sanzo, could you get off me please?"
The dust finally settled and there revealed...
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