Katniss watched a deer twitch in the valley below her. Her knuckles were white from her grip on the bow. This deer would mean so much to her family…She took a deep breath and pulled back the drawstring to shoot-

…

Clint paused the movie and glared at the screen.

"This is just getting ridiculous! Look at that! Who holds a bow that tightly? Idiots! If you hold it like that, it makes your bow rotate and your arrows kick to the sides. You wouldn't be able to hit the side of a house like that!"

He shook his head disgustedly.

"I don't know if I can watch this."

Natasha rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Maybe we should watch something else," she suggested.

"Bond?" Steve suggested hopefully. James Bond was something of an idol to Steve for reasons no one could really fathom. Bruce theorized that 007 reminded Captain something of the two assassins on the team, but Steve never really confirmed that.

"No," Tony growled, "Natasha will sit there and say 'done that', 'that's easy' the whole time."

The assassin in question didn't reply, she only smirked. Clint sighed and hit play again.

…

Gale laughed at Katniss and threw a stone. Birds from down below immediately took to skies in fear. The hunter was ready. She shot her bow and dropped a bird with a smile.

…

"See! Right there!" Clint jumped up from the couch and pointed angrily at the TV, "She didn't follow through her shot! Her bow arm dropped right down after she let the string go. She was looking to see where it went. She should have missed. Stupid, stupid, stupid…and we're supposed to believe that she's good?"

"Clint, if you're not going to stop critiquing the movie every time she doesn't do something your way, we're going watch something else," Bruce said sternly.

"Yeah! We don't want archery lessons. It's movie night," Tony added.

Natasha patted Clint's arm and pulled him down on the couch next to her.

…

The nervous girl from District 12 stood before the judges. She picked up a metal bow that couldn't have been more different than her father's wooden one. She tensely nocked an arrow and let it fly. It took its mark a foot from the target. Her heart leapt. She had to do better than this-

…

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Clint fell off the couch and rolled on the floor laughing, much to the surprise of his teammates.

"Are you well, archer?" Thor asked cautiously.

Clint gasped for breath but couldn't get words out for laughing. Natasha scowled and swooped down, poking him in the belly button, which effectively cut off his giggles.

"What?" she snarled.

"She-she," Clint started, fighting the urge to laugh again, "She missed! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"That's not funny!" Steve protested, "This is important! She wants to get a high score. She wants to go home to her baby sister!"

Clint completely ignored him, still overcome by the sheer silliness of someone missing a small target with a strange bow. Tony threw the popcorn bowl in frustration. With a clang, a now-buttery Clint had sobered up.

"Knock it off!" Pepper and Bruce shouted in unison.

Clint sulkily climbed back into his seat, brushing popcorn off his shirt.

"Whatever…" he whined, "She stinks. I never miss."

"We know. Now just leave her alone," Natasha sighed.

"You think this is bad?" he asked incredulously, "Don't get me started on Merida…but Legolas isn't bad. Can we watch those tomorrow?"

"NO!" the team shouted together.

"Sheesh!" Clint said, "What can we watch then? Something archery-less, robot-less, spy-less, science-less, thunder-less, with nothing that makes Bruce angry, with nothing that will make Steve cry, no nudity, no wars, no royalty, no Pop-Tarts…?"

"Yeah that sounds good," Pepper agreed.

"No!" Tony protested, "That sounds awful. A movie where nothing happens?"

"No, a movie where nothing happens that we care about," Bruce clarified.

The team sat in thought for a moment. Clint brightened, coming up with a good alternative.

"So…Twilight?"

BAM! My thoughts on what would happen if Hawkeye watched the Hunger Games. Not hating on her though, I happen to love Katniss, too! And I don't even mind Twilight that much...But I have this feeling that Earth's Mightiest Heroes might not share that opinion.

Just fyi though, while I was doing research on this, I found out that people who actually are into archery aren't big fans of Hawkeye. Apparently it's the other way around...Katniss's form is good and the Hawk stinks :/ Oh well! Don't tell him that...

Reviews please!