Hello! It's me again! Now, I don't own Lord of the Rings, and blah blah blah. My friend, who's name on this site is i have issues, told me that her friend called that little dance Smeagol does the Happy Smeagol Mombo. Natually, I had to write a song!
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***Happy Smeagol Mambo*** -Sung to the tune of Mombo #5- Written By Hayley Jeanne (a.k.a Rita Noyoki) of the Spoony Bards of Middle-Earth
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One, two, three, four, squish
The Forbidden Pool has juicy-sweet fish!
To the deep pond around the corner
Smeagol really wants some minnows and perch
But Smeagol really don't want a
Cooked fish
Like Smeagol had last week
Smeagol must stay deep 'cuz talk is cheap
Smeagol like Sunfish, Catfish, Clown fish and Blowfish
And as Smeagol continue you know they're gettin' delish
So what can Smeágol do? Smeagol really beg you, my Precious
To Smeagol eating is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good let Smeágol wish
Please send in the fish
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A little bit of Trout in my life
A little bit of Tuna by my side
A little bit of Salmon's all Smeagol need
A little bit of Archerfish's what Smeagol see
A little bit of Bass out of the sun
A little bit of Sturgeon all night long
A little bit of Pike here Smeagol am A little bit of you makes me your man
Happy Smeagol Mambo!
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Put your hands on the ground and bounce all around
Jump up and go down
Shake your head to the sound
Slap a fish to the left and one fish to the right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right
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A little bit of Trout in my life
A little bit of Tuna by my side
A little bit of Salmon's all Smeagol need
A little bit of Archerfish's what Smeagol see
A little bit of Bass out of the sun
A little bit of Sturgeon all night long
A little bit of Pike here Smeagol am
A little bit of you makes me your man
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Go away!
Go away and...
Go away and never come back!
(heh heh heh ha)
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A little bit of Trout in my life
A little bit of Tuna by my side
A little bit of Salmon's all Smeagol need
A little bit of Archerfish's what Smeagol see
A little bit of Bass out of the sun
A little bit of Sturgeon all night long
A little bit of Pike here Smeagol am
A little bit of you makes me your man
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Smeagol do all to
Fall in love with a fish like you
'Cuz you can't swim and you can't hide
Fish and Smeagol gonna touch the sky
Happy Smeagol Mambo!
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***Happy Smeagol Mambo*** -Sung to the tune of Mombo #5- Written By Hayley Jeanne (a.k.a Rita Noyoki) of the Spoony Bards of Middle-Earth
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One, two, three, four, squish
The Forbidden Pool has juicy-sweet fish!
To the deep pond around the corner
Smeagol really wants some minnows and perch
But Smeagol really don't want a
Cooked fish
Like Smeagol had last week
Smeagol must stay deep 'cuz talk is cheap
Smeagol like Sunfish, Catfish, Clown fish and Blowfish
And as Smeagol continue you know they're gettin' delish
So what can Smeágol do? Smeagol really beg you, my Precious
To Smeagol eating is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good let Smeágol wish
Please send in the fish
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A little bit of Trout in my life
A little bit of Tuna by my side
A little bit of Salmon's all Smeagol need
A little bit of Archerfish's what Smeagol see
A little bit of Bass out of the sun
A little bit of Sturgeon all night long
A little bit of Pike here Smeagol am A little bit of you makes me your man
Happy Smeagol Mambo!
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Put your hands on the ground and bounce all around
Jump up and go down
Shake your head to the sound
Slap a fish to the left and one fish to the right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right
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A little bit of Trout in my life
A little bit of Tuna by my side
A little bit of Salmon's all Smeagol need
A little bit of Archerfish's what Smeagol see
A little bit of Bass out of the sun
A little bit of Sturgeon all night long
A little bit of Pike here Smeagol am
A little bit of you makes me your man
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Go away!
Go away and...
Go away and never come back!
(heh heh heh ha)
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A little bit of Trout in my life
A little bit of Tuna by my side
A little bit of Salmon's all Smeagol need
A little bit of Archerfish's what Smeagol see
A little bit of Bass out of the sun
A little bit of Sturgeon all night long
A little bit of Pike here Smeagol am
A little bit of you makes me your man
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Smeagol do all to
Fall in love with a fish like you
'Cuz you can't swim and you can't hide
Fish and Smeagol gonna touch the sky
Happy Smeagol Mambo!