My Name Is (Shinigami)
Disclaimer: (Sung to "The Wheels on the Bus) If you want to sue someone, for some cash
,go sue Bush, go sue Bush, because I don't own Gundam Wing or Eminem's great music!
Nayru has no money left, money left, money left, money left, cause she spent it on Gundam
models!
Chorus:
Hi! My name is (what) my name is (who) my name is (Heero: Jik jicka) Shinigami!
Hi! My name is (what) ny name is (who) my name is (Wufei: Yeah Duo!) Shinigami!
Ahem? Excuse me! May I have the safehouse's attention please?
Hi Oz! Do you like pilots? (NO!)
Wanna put a bullet through both my eyelids? (Yeah!)
Wanna imitate me be Shinigami like I am?
Fly Scythe and get screwed up worse than my life is?
My head is not sane, I wanna get my act straight,
But I can't decide if I wanna kill Hilde or give her a rape!
Dr. J said, "Zero Two, you're a braidhead!"
Uh-uh! "Then why's your face red, is that thing pasted?"
Well, since I was three, I've realized I was homicide destined,
I just kicked Heero's ass for not letting me rest in.
Got pissed off, ripped the bitch's head off,
And said, "I didn't know Relena's braids were so soft!"
I burn a down city and kick some ass,
Treat 'em like the fat bitch that sat down too fast.
C'mere OZ! (Wait Maxwell, that's my institution, dog!)
I don't give a damn, Death sent ME to piss the world off!
Chorus
The blonde bishonen wanted to have sex when he was high.
No matter what, the blonde bishonen was still a guy!
I hit him with his teacup, chased him with a fangirl,
And let her glomp him until he screamed, to Trowa "Help the poor girl!"
I went in the strip club with my jacket zipped up,
Flashed Wufei and and stuck "it" in his beer cup! (INJUSTICE!)
I'm THE American, torturing pedestrians,
In a Gundam while Quatre's screaming, "Let's all be friends!"
(Koombayaaa my lord Koombaya...)
99 percent of my life I was lied to,
I just found out that Quatre eats more shit than I do,
I told Heero I would try to be a famous rapper,
Make a record bout blowing shit up and name it after him.(Thanks!)
I know Wufei blew up when the fangirls rush the stands,
But I blow em up cause I don't need no fans!
Relena, at White Castle, asked for my autograph,
I signed it, "Dear Heero, kill your girlfriend, NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
Chorus
Trowa: STOP THE TAPE! LOCK DUO AWAY! (Heero: Get him!)
Wufei, don't stand there, d*ckh**d , operate!
Duo: I'm all ready to leave, I want to die!
Carry me to my master and bury me alive!
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide,
I just drank eight tequilas, dare me to fly?(Yeah!)
All my life I was very deprived,
My parents and that priest had to go and fuckin DIE!
Clothes ripped like Heero's spandex,(HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
I spit when I talk, and have screwed so much I have an index!
When Quatre was small he threw real fits,
"HOW YA GONNA FEED ME DAD, YOU AIN'T GOT TITS!"(Quatre: WAAAAAH!)
Heero lays awake, straps himself to the bed,
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoots himself in the head.
He's steamin' mad. And when you see Quatre's dad?
Quatre: Tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had!
Chorus x2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Nayru?" Yeah, Quatre? "Could you stop the Quatre bashing?"
No. "Why not?" Cause it's fun to bash you! Now why don't you go play?
The floor needs scrubbing! "^_^ Yay! Cleaning!" He doesn't know what
bashing is, does he? Please review. I don't mind flames, cause
I don't want Duo to get an album! REVIEW! I NEED REVIEWS!
Princess Nayru Moon
Disclaimer: (Sung to "The Wheels on the Bus) If you want to sue someone, for some cash
,go sue Bush, go sue Bush, because I don't own Gundam Wing or Eminem's great music!
Nayru has no money left, money left, money left, money left, cause she spent it on Gundam
models!
Chorus:
Hi! My name is (what) my name is (who) my name is (Heero: Jik jicka) Shinigami!
Hi! My name is (what) ny name is (who) my name is (Wufei: Yeah Duo!) Shinigami!
Ahem? Excuse me! May I have the safehouse's attention please?
Hi Oz! Do you like pilots? (NO!)
Wanna put a bullet through both my eyelids? (Yeah!)
Wanna imitate me be Shinigami like I am?
Fly Scythe and get screwed up worse than my life is?
My head is not sane, I wanna get my act straight,
But I can't decide if I wanna kill Hilde or give her a rape!
Dr. J said, "Zero Two, you're a braidhead!"
Uh-uh! "Then why's your face red, is that thing pasted?"
Well, since I was three, I've realized I was homicide destined,
I just kicked Heero's ass for not letting me rest in.
Got pissed off, ripped the bitch's head off,
And said, "I didn't know Relena's braids were so soft!"
I burn a down city and kick some ass,
Treat 'em like the fat bitch that sat down too fast.
C'mere OZ! (Wait Maxwell, that's my institution, dog!)
I don't give a damn, Death sent ME to piss the world off!
Chorus
The blonde bishonen wanted to have sex when he was high.
No matter what, the blonde bishonen was still a guy!
I hit him with his teacup, chased him with a fangirl,
And let her glomp him until he screamed, to Trowa "Help the poor girl!"
I went in the strip club with my jacket zipped up,
Flashed Wufei and and stuck "it" in his beer cup! (INJUSTICE!)
I'm THE American, torturing pedestrians,
In a Gundam while Quatre's screaming, "Let's all be friends!"
(Koombayaaa my lord Koombaya...)
99 percent of my life I was lied to,
I just found out that Quatre eats more shit than I do,
I told Heero I would try to be a famous rapper,
Make a record bout blowing shit up and name it after him.(Thanks!)
I know Wufei blew up when the fangirls rush the stands,
But I blow em up cause I don't need no fans!
Relena, at White Castle, asked for my autograph,
I signed it, "Dear Heero, kill your girlfriend, NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
Chorus
Trowa: STOP THE TAPE! LOCK DUO AWAY! (Heero: Get him!)
Wufei, don't stand there, d*ckh**d , operate!
Duo: I'm all ready to leave, I want to die!
Carry me to my master and bury me alive!
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide,
I just drank eight tequilas, dare me to fly?(Yeah!)
All my life I was very deprived,
My parents and that priest had to go and fuckin DIE!
Clothes ripped like Heero's spandex,(HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
I spit when I talk, and have screwed so much I have an index!
When Quatre was small he threw real fits,
"HOW YA GONNA FEED ME DAD, YOU AIN'T GOT TITS!"(Quatre: WAAAAAH!)
Heero lays awake, straps himself to the bed,
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoots himself in the head.
He's steamin' mad. And when you see Quatre's dad?
Quatre: Tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had!
Chorus x2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Nayru?" Yeah, Quatre? "Could you stop the Quatre bashing?"
No. "Why not?" Cause it's fun to bash you! Now why don't you go play?
The floor needs scrubbing! "^_^ Yay! Cleaning!" He doesn't know what
bashing is, does he? Please review. I don't mind flames, cause
I don't want Duo to get an album! REVIEW! I NEED REVIEWS!
Princess Nayru Moon