~*Mario Tennis*~

Mario: Hi Princess! Ready to play me in varsity?!
Princess: (Yawn) I suppose so.
Mario: What's the matter with you?!
Princess: I only got three hours of sleep last night. Could you please not talk so loudly?
Mario: Well sor-ry! I'm gonna woop you so don't play innocent with me!
Princess: Whatever.

~~~They Enter the Court~~~

Mario: Ha! My serve!

~~~Mario makes a perfect and tricky serve~~~
Princess: Yawn.

~~~Lazily Hits ball back~~
::LATER::
Yoshi: (walking over w/Toad) They've been at it for hours! Peach is falling asleep!
Toad: Look at Mario's face! Oooo...
Yoshi: Holy Crap! His face is redder than my sneakers!
Toad: (in awe) No I mean. The purple vains. They're bulging out of his forehead...
Yoshi: Ish! When will Mario learn Peach is a pro! Look! She's beating him with her eyes closed!

::Back to the game::
Peach: (sigh) Give it up, Mario.
Mario: NEVER!!! Whahahahahahaha!!! I'll beat you Peachy! I will! Count on it!
Peach: You're scaring me Mario.
Mario: Good! Whaha! Wahahaha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Peach: He's gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: Run for it!
Toad: Shoot!!
BOOM!!!
~~~Mario blows up~~~

Yoshi: That's it for Mario.
Toad: Oh great! Here comes Luigi!
Peach: Run for it!!
Luigi: Wait! I'm gonna woop you all!!!!!!

~~~End...this WAS by my friend that I think WAS also suger high...
hmm....~~~

~~~THE END~~~