You've seen thes almight rules in you're bibles and in numerous courthouses and other place. But you've never seen the Ten Commandments like this before. These are the sacred rules of the Volturi and all of Earth's other vampires.
1. Thou Shall have no other vampires before The Volturi (Unless they're really hot)
2. Thou shall not dress as a vampire for halloween (No matter how tempting)
3. Thou shall not use the Volturi names in vain. (cough, cough Carisle. Edward)
4. Remember your "Birthday" and keep it secret (Because if you don't, you're screwed)
5. Honor thy mother and father (Even if you can't remeber them)
6. Thou shall not eat the human classmate (unless they're annoying. Then, kick them with all your vampire stregenth)
7. Thou shall not "do" a human (no matter how hot or good smelling they are)
8. Thou shall not take the unsuspecting human on a forceful shopping spree. (cough, cough Alice)
9. Thou shall not lie about your "eating habits". (But it's ok to slip)
10. Thou shall not covet thou's neighbor's mate (Unless your having a sex party)
Remember these rules and keep them sacred.
