The Story Which Plot is Strange and Twisted
"Hello" Oh thought Legolass as a strange person came up to him. He was annoyed at the moment as he had run arrows and an Orc out of clean underwear but he managed a smile at the girl Mo who he had seen walking about at a few of the Elves rule bands. "Hi, where is the Orc did you see him?" He asked. "Yes he ran off wearing a pair of white thongs " "Damn, there go my party underclothes .He was wearing two pairs!"Legolass exclaimed. "Yes, They're not mine though mate!" Mo exclaimed angrily. A figure then strode up to them. "Hi Draco, You look upset?" "Yes someone stole my thongs for Professor McGonagals birthday" "Oh, what a shame for you." Said Mo " I know that, my love, I mean Professor will be upset." "Oh here is Lal, but I caution you Elf she is a bit on the dark side and never call her Lal cos' she will kill you. I mean it!" Legolass looked shocked and worried at this statement and Mo laughed. "She is .O.K, well sort of, and she fancies you .and others." Legolass was not sure whether that was something too be proud of or something too be scared of. After all if she killed people just because they call her Lal.He watched as Draco smiled at the blondish girl Laura who had just walked up. "Piss off Malfoy!" She said before advancing on Legolass. "Hi"Legolass was still worried and started too edge away after speaking to her, fortunately Gandalf arrive and with one flick of his long staff a gang of townies appeared playing pop music. Laura screamed and hid quivering behind Draco as Mo danced to the Gareth Gates music blaring from no where. Draco started to eye up Lal. "Will you piss off!" Draco also started to back away as the townies disappeared. "Thanks Gandalf." Legolass said as the freaky girl started to stand up worriedly. "I hope there is shepherds pie in your thongs!" "No sorry, the Orc stole them." "Well you had better wear mine then." So Gandalf took off his thongs and gave them to Legolass who put them on. "They are grey and itchy!" "Yes knitted from my own hair and beard -I have too much you know!" Laura then came over and pulled off Gandalfs beard to reveal. "Charlie from Busted!" Said everyone. "Yes it is me and I intend to make rock music extinct, EXTINCT!"At this Lal jumped on his back and started to push him over and he fell, (to which Legolass jumped out of the way as he was 6 foot!)Laura then started to kick his shins - hard! Lucems then appeared who was Charlie's friend and told her to stop it. Legolass managed to stop laughing and drag her off him. He then set her onto Draco because he was getting on her nerves! "Come on Lucems, I have doughnuts!" "Ooh!" And just as he got them out a secret pocket Batman flew down and stole them at this Lal and Legolass burst into hysterics and rolled around the floor. Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light and a pink elephant fell out of the sky and riding on it was Gandalf and Matt from Digimon. Mo then ran towards Matt and bombarded him with kisses when a flying green orb pushed them into another dimension.
"Hello" Oh thought Legolass as a strange person came up to him. He was annoyed at the moment as he had run arrows and an Orc out of clean underwear but he managed a smile at the girl Mo who he had seen walking about at a few of the Elves rule bands. "Hi, where is the Orc did you see him?" He asked. "Yes he ran off wearing a pair of white thongs " "Damn, there go my party underclothes .He was wearing two pairs!"Legolass exclaimed. "Yes, They're not mine though mate!" Mo exclaimed angrily. A figure then strode up to them. "Hi Draco, You look upset?" "Yes someone stole my thongs for Professor McGonagals birthday" "Oh, what a shame for you." Said Mo " I know that, my love, I mean Professor will be upset." "Oh here is Lal, but I caution you Elf she is a bit on the dark side and never call her Lal cos' she will kill you. I mean it!" Legolass looked shocked and worried at this statement and Mo laughed. "She is .O.K, well sort of, and she fancies you .and others." Legolass was not sure whether that was something too be proud of or something too be scared of. After all if she killed people just because they call her Lal.He watched as Draco smiled at the blondish girl Laura who had just walked up. "Piss off Malfoy!" She said before advancing on Legolass. "Hi"Legolass was still worried and started too edge away after speaking to her, fortunately Gandalf arrive and with one flick of his long staff a gang of townies appeared playing pop music. Laura screamed and hid quivering behind Draco as Mo danced to the Gareth Gates music blaring from no where. Draco started to eye up Lal. "Will you piss off!" Draco also started to back away as the townies disappeared. "Thanks Gandalf." Legolass said as the freaky girl started to stand up worriedly. "I hope there is shepherds pie in your thongs!" "No sorry, the Orc stole them." "Well you had better wear mine then." So Gandalf took off his thongs and gave them to Legolass who put them on. "They are grey and itchy!" "Yes knitted from my own hair and beard -I have too much you know!" Laura then came over and pulled off Gandalfs beard to reveal. "Charlie from Busted!" Said everyone. "Yes it is me and I intend to make rock music extinct, EXTINCT!"At this Lal jumped on his back and started to push him over and he fell, (to which Legolass jumped out of the way as he was 6 foot!)Laura then started to kick his shins - hard! Lucems then appeared who was Charlie's friend and told her to stop it. Legolass managed to stop laughing and drag her off him. He then set her onto Draco because he was getting on her nerves! "Come on Lucems, I have doughnuts!" "Ooh!" And just as he got them out a secret pocket Batman flew down and stole them at this Lal and Legolass burst into hysterics and rolled around the floor. Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light and a pink elephant fell out of the sky and riding on it was Gandalf and Matt from Digimon. Mo then ran towards Matt and bombarded him with kisses when a flying green orb pushed them into another dimension.