So i was decorating my Christmas tree today...I know really early right.....but anyway i was in the Holiday spirit and decided that i felt like doing a bit of writting. It's kinda random but heh it was fun to write. So leave me some reviews and maybe i'll keep writing litle moments......Let me know what you think
It was the beginning of December and god was it cold in Forks. I mean on a daily basis it's cold, and wet, and sunless, and downright miserable, but add in the fact that it's winter and you just get YUCK. Earlier today Edward had come over, after leaving from the previous night, and we went to his house. It was mid afternoon and we were all sitting around the living room watching the Santa Clause movie.
I cuddled down into Edwards chest and I felt his lips gently kiss the top of my head. All of a sudden Emmett starts humming and then laughing, all the while he has this look on his face like he is thinking really hard, which is strange for Emmett.
"What's so funny Emmett" I asked
"Trust Me Bella, you don't want to know" Alice said with a look of utter disapproval
Have you ever noticed that when someone tells you that you really don't want to know, you always want to know that much more? It's awful and it eats away at you until they finally tell you.
"Yes I do" I said
"No love, you really don't" Edward said, before turning to Emmett with a look that clearly said, keep your mouth shut.
"Emmett if you don't tell me I'll have Jasper make you sob your heart out like a little girl" I treatened
"You would not" Emmett said
"Jasper?" I said
All of a sudden Emmett got really quite and a pained look spread across his face. "Alright, alright make him stop and I'll tell you" he cried
Everybody in the room burst out laughing, except Emmett of course, and Jasper left him alone. I'd definitely have to thank him later.
"So, what was so funny Emmett?" I asked again
"I was just singing Jingle Bells in my head"
"I don't see what's so funny about that" I said honestly
"You will" Alice said as Emmett raced upstairs at Vampire speed. He came back about half a minute later carrying his iPod and a set of speakers, He plugged them in and chose the karaoke version of Jingle Bells.
"Oh Jingle Bells, Bella smells
From a million miles away
Oh what fun it is to sing
About her all day long
Jingle Bells, Bella Smells
Really really good
At least that's what Edward thinks
Yes he really really does"
He paused for what I could only assume was dramatic effect, because lets be honest I couldn't say for breath, before going on.
"A day or two ago
I thought I'd play a prank
And soon Miss Bella might
Get a nasty fright, hehe
It was stealthy and rank
She'll never know
Until it hits her, haha
And then he'll get upset"
Funny thin was nobody was laughing except Emmett, who just happened to be rolling on the floor. I started to realize something, Alice is always right. I really didn't want to know. Emmett's mind was a weird and twisted place, and I don't think I ever want to have any insight into it EVER again. At any rate I really don't want him to finish that song. He'll probably be the one to regret it, because Edward just keeps on a growling at him.
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