Roomies
PG
Janine Morris
For the most part, I don't own these characters. Even the ones I make up, I don't care if other people use them.
This takes place before the radiation leak, and even before Lister went into stasis. Enjoy the story! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!
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"Lister, you are the equivalent of a disgusting animal!!" Shouted Rimmer. Rimmer was getting pissed. He was so sick of Lister. Making messes, acting disgusting, calling him things that should be putting him into imprisonment, but didn't. Was it his fault that Captain Hollister hated him, and never took his complaints seriously?
Rimmer kicked over Lister's laundry hamper. He plugged his nose at the smell of his socks realizing that what he had just done was a mistake. "This is gross! Why do you never clean this up?"
Lister shrugged and took another bite of the sandwich he had in his hand. A huge glob of mustard dripped out and ran down his shirt right as he did so.
"LISTER!!! You are such a pig and I refuse to put up with it anymore!" Shouted Rimmer, as he saw what had happened.
Rimmer stormed out of the room. He tried to walk like he was in charge. His attempt looked like he had wet his pants. Rimmer pounded his fist on to the lift button. About a minute later the door opened. It was crowded, and Rimmer had to squeeze into the corner to fit. Since he couldn't reach the buttons he shouted "Captain's floor, and get a smegging move on it."
Several people stared at Rimmer in disgust. Rimmer didn't care.
Finally after a long time of standing there and growling, The Lift door opened to the floor Rimmer wanted. He had to push his way out, and happened to push someone over. He didn't bother to look at who it was.
"Rimmer you arsehole!" It was a female voice. Rimmer didn't turn to see who it was. He just ran the rest of the way to the captain's office and barged in the door.
Captain Hollister was in his office lecturing about 5 senior office. At the sight of Rimmer his eyes narrowed.
Quickly, Rimmer did a double Rimmer. Quickly, being the key word. He did the whole entire thing in about 5 seconds, looking like an old movie on fast forward. "Captain Hollister, a word please?"
The option of pushing Rimmer out the door and slamming it in his face ran through Hollister's head. Finally he sighed "Rimmer, you don't have an appointment."
Rimmer spoke with his head perfectly straight, and pointed upward. "I know, sir, but it's important!"
Hollister sighed, hitting himself in the head a few times "Make it quick, Rimmer" He managed to mumble.
"I refuse to share my quarters with Lister any longer. I'm begging you to give me a new room mate! I'll do anything." Rimmer got down on one knee and began to beg.
"Fine, Fine Rimmer. I'll have a new room mate for you by morning. Now just leave me alone!"
PG
Janine Morris
For the most part, I don't own these characters. Even the ones I make up, I don't care if other people use them.
This takes place before the radiation leak, and even before Lister went into stasis. Enjoy the story! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Lister, you are the equivalent of a disgusting animal!!" Shouted Rimmer. Rimmer was getting pissed. He was so sick of Lister. Making messes, acting disgusting, calling him things that should be putting him into imprisonment, but didn't. Was it his fault that Captain Hollister hated him, and never took his complaints seriously?
Rimmer kicked over Lister's laundry hamper. He plugged his nose at the smell of his socks realizing that what he had just done was a mistake. "This is gross! Why do you never clean this up?"
Lister shrugged and took another bite of the sandwich he had in his hand. A huge glob of mustard dripped out and ran down his shirt right as he did so.
"LISTER!!! You are such a pig and I refuse to put up with it anymore!" Shouted Rimmer, as he saw what had happened.
Rimmer stormed out of the room. He tried to walk like he was in charge. His attempt looked like he had wet his pants. Rimmer pounded his fist on to the lift button. About a minute later the door opened. It was crowded, and Rimmer had to squeeze into the corner to fit. Since he couldn't reach the buttons he shouted "Captain's floor, and get a smegging move on it."
Several people stared at Rimmer in disgust. Rimmer didn't care.
Finally after a long time of standing there and growling, The Lift door opened to the floor Rimmer wanted. He had to push his way out, and happened to push someone over. He didn't bother to look at who it was.
"Rimmer you arsehole!" It was a female voice. Rimmer didn't turn to see who it was. He just ran the rest of the way to the captain's office and barged in the door.
Captain Hollister was in his office lecturing about 5 senior office. At the sight of Rimmer his eyes narrowed.
Quickly, Rimmer did a double Rimmer. Quickly, being the key word. He did the whole entire thing in about 5 seconds, looking like an old movie on fast forward. "Captain Hollister, a word please?"
The option of pushing Rimmer out the door and slamming it in his face ran through Hollister's head. Finally he sighed "Rimmer, you don't have an appointment."
Rimmer spoke with his head perfectly straight, and pointed upward. "I know, sir, but it's important!"
Hollister sighed, hitting himself in the head a few times "Make it quick, Rimmer" He managed to mumble.
"I refuse to share my quarters with Lister any longer. I'm begging you to give me a new room mate! I'll do anything." Rimmer got down on one knee and began to beg.
"Fine, Fine Rimmer. I'll have a new room mate for you by morning. Now just leave me alone!"