BewilderedLoca
Disclaimer;
I do not own IY nor do I own the holiday lol. But I do know the
scheme those Hallmark bastards are setting for you turkey murderers!
You're EVIL I SAY EVIIIILLL!!! *rants on*Miroku;
Why does it comes to this? *watches men in white jackets pull
Authoress away*
Bankotsu; *shrugs* It's not her fault. Her U.S history teacher gave her truth and... she just couldn't handle it. Sad it had to end this way.
Hiten; You really think, she'll leave something like this alone. I think not! She never leaves us ALONE!!! She's always sticking around to irritate someone until they can't take it any more!
Sango; Oh for the love of- WHERE'S THE TURKEY!?! WE CAN'T HAVE A THANKSGIVING FIC WITHOUT A DAMNED TURKEY!!
Kagura; WHERE THE HELL DID ALL OF THE CRANBERRY SAUCE GO!?!
Sesshoumaru; WHERE THE HELL IS MY WINE?! I CANNOT STAY SANE WORKING WITH THESE IDIOTS UNLESS I HAVE MY WINE... RUM, SOMETHING TO NUMB THE PAIN AWAY!!
Kouga;
WHERE'S MY MANGO SMOOTHIE?! InuYasha
Hiten; This never ends perfectly! WHYY!??
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"Mmmm! God, you gotta love that smell!" InuYasha sniffed while lazily flipping through channels.
"The smell of women working!" Hiten called out. "Yep that's the best scent around!"
"Among other things..." All the guys snickered as InuYasha turn the news channel on.
"Oh wow, look the parade" Miroku pointed, "They never get tired of Charlie Brown do they?"
"I get tired of him. That badly drawn cartoon character needs to be put to rest of Pete's sake!" Kouga bristled. "Just like Felix the cat."
"Oooh! Bugs Bunny!" InuYasha pointed out.
"Screw Bugs Bunny." Kouga grumbled.
"Shut up, Daffy!" InuYasha called out.
"I hate Daffy too!" Kouga protested.
"Jeez Kouga, why don't you like?"
"Anything affiliated with kids." he told him before he got distracted, "Spiderman!! Ooh and the black one too!"
"Hey back off. Spiderman's my favorite superhero!" Bankotsu argued, standing up.
"Is not!" Kouga argued back.
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Shut up!" yelled one of the girls who were busy in the kitchen, cooking for the men. Scared they would destroy the food if they cooked.
"Sorry babe!" Bankotsu hollered before slumping on his seat. "Is it me or are the girls pissed off every holiday now?"
"What do you mean?" Hiten asked.
"They got more easily irritated and annoyed than usual." Bankotsu blinked.
"Well look who you're dating. Kagura. The wind-"
"KOUGA I SWEAR TO GOD, FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND I'LL THROW HOT BOILING WATER ON YOU AND SLAP YOUR WITH THE PORK SHOULDER MYSELF!!!"
"On second thought. Yeah the girls are acting up." Kouga quickly said as he heard the girls go back to cooking.
"Haha, Kouga's scared of a girl." Hiten teased.
"A girl with a PMS disease." he muttered before Kagura flung a boiling ot spoon at the back of Kouga's head. "OWWW!!"
"KEEP IT UP AND I'LL GET SERIOUS!!"
"ALRIGHT, JUST GO BACK TO COOKING YOUR FOOD!! GOD THAT HURT!" Kouga exclaimed while looking back at the guys, who stifling laughter. "What's so funny?!"
"Nothing." Hiten stated, "You guys, maybe we should get Ayame to kiss his boo boo." they all snickered.
"You're all a bunch of assholes." Kouga muttered as he continued to watch the parade.
"Ah, you're no fun, Kouga... hmm time to pick on someone else other than Kouga... hmmm." Bankotsu thought it over.
"Hey Sesshoumaru!" Hiten shouted aloud as the elder dog brother groaned.
"Go away. I was enjoying myself with you not harassing me."
"Well, we're bored with Kouga." Bankotsu spoke.
"Yeah, he's old news. We needed someone new anyway." Hiten shrugged. "So you're our first in a while, Joe!"
"Sesshoumaru."
"Whatever." Hiten waved. "Ooh Batman!"
"I'd prefer Superman." InuYasha said.
"No one cares about Superman. Batman and Spiderman top him!" Bankotsu pressed.
"They do not!" InuYasha bristled.
"They do so. More than a million times than you can imagine!" Bankotsu said.
"LIES!!!" InuYasha shouted until he stopped and caught the whiff of food. He got and walked towards the kitchen, before he could push himself in the kitchen the girls started to hurl utensils and random kitchen items at him causng him to run back to his seat on the couch.
"Ha ha." Kouga smirked while InuYasha glared.
"So, Sesshoumaru you like Thanksgiving?" Miroku started, not wanting to get caught in a fight before the other guys.
"Personally... no. I just particpate with the holiday activites because of the girls." he stated while leaning his head on his hand.
"Why don't you like it?" Miroku asked him as Sesshoumaru groaned. "Because it's a stupid holiday."
"No it's not!" Kouga argued, "It's the best holiday ever!"
"I thought Chirstmas was your favorite holiday." Sesshoumaru tried to change the subject but Kouga saw through it.
"Wrong, It's Ayame's favorite holiday. That, Thanksgiving and Valentine's Day." he told him. "I like it because she'll dress up as an indian girl or in this negligee she bought for me last year and feed me food and then afterwards she-"
"No more sex-capades stories. If Kagome's gonna make me wait it out, then damn it don't you dare say a word about your nights." InuYasha pressed on.
"You're just mad, I get some tail and you have to wait for yours." Kouga stuck his tongue out as InuYasha glared at him.
"Something tells me, this Thanksgiving dinner isn't going to go well as planned." Miroku covered his face.
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A/N: LOL, boy is this going to be a fun Thanksgiving fic :D