Well here's another story! And no I don't own Hershey's chocolate

Chapter 1- Contest

Lifty and Shifty were driving in a beat-up recreational vehicle (that was obviously stolen) along the deserted desert highway.

"Shifty! I'm bored! And this is the worst idea ever!"

Lifty groaned. Shifty sighed angrily. "It is a good idea! Besides, do you want the cops following us if we stop at one place at once?"

Wha-? "Shifty the cops stopped following us two days ago! And by the way I was talking about the so-called good idea about roaming the highway and robbing any store and stranded person we see!" Lifty yelled.

Shifty groaned and turned up the radio. Lifty fell asleep shortly after Shifty turned on the radio. "What the hell? All commercials!" Shifty said to himself. Oh well might as well listen.

Shifty turned the radio up a little louder and listened to one of the ads. (Announcer) Hey, hey people! Always wanted a trip around America but couldn't afford it? Well here's your chance! For a limited time only Hershey will be giving away eight golden tickets for a free tour to all the major cities! For a limited time only, many will enter few will win.

Shifty turned off the radio. "Ah that's a load of bull shit! I bet if I tried my first time I won't win!" Shifty took up the Hershey bar with one hand and tore the wrapper off with his mouth. The wrapper fell on his lap revealing a slight shimmer of gold that was illuminated by the morning sun. Could it be? Shifty immediately hit the brakes causing Lifty's head to slam against the dashboard. "Ow, man! What the fuck!"

"Shut up Lifty! Can't ya see I found the golden ticket?" Shifty yelled excitedly. "What! Let me see that!" Lifty snatched the ticket out of Shifty's paws. He gave it back to Shifty and sunk in his chair. "Why can't I win a golden ticket?"

Shifty smirked and patted Lifty's head out of fake sympathy. "I know how you can get a ticket" He said sneakily. The two twins looked at each other and did their usual laugh. Lifty frowned after pretending he knew what Shifty was talking about.

"I don't get it." Shifty's smile faded. "Dumb ass! We're gonna rob the grocery store and steal all their chocolate!" Lifty pointed across the street "Oh. Well let's rob the one across the street." "Good idea!" They both said the same time. They pulled out their hand guns from their pockets, got out the RV and ran across the red dusty road.

Shifty and Lifty walked in the air conditioned convenient store. They walked around like they were going to buy something then approached the cashier. The cashier was a white squirrel who was reading Vogue magazine and was popping her chewing gum. She looked up from her magazine and saw the two raccoons empty-handed looking at her.

"What the hell do you losers want?" She growled. The twins looked at each other then back at her. They pulled out their guns and aimed for her head. Seeing this, she hopped off her stool and put her hands up. "Look guys I was joking with you!" She cried.

The two glared at her. "O-ok look!" The squirrel opened the cash register and started pouring all the money into a bag and gave to them. "Here! J-just take it go away!" Shifty snatched the bag." We want all of your Hershey's chocolate!" Lifty demanded. The squirrel gave a bewildered expression and started to put all of the chocolate in a bag and handed to Lifty.

When the twins left, she noticed a white piece of paper on the counter. It read: Call me 347-785-9984 she crumpled up the paper and threw it away. "After that, that's never gonna happen." I don't even think I should call the police…but then again I should, just for the hell of it.

The twins jumped in the RV, their hearts pounding. "Dude, that was a close one!" Lifty yelled. "Shut up. You're acting like we never robbed anybody before." Shifty replied nonchalantly.

"Okay lets start opening them!" Lifty reached for the first chocolate bar and opened it. Damn! Then the other one, and then the other ones until there was only one bar left. He took a deep breath and opened it. "Yes! Yes! In your fucking face Shifty!" He waved the golden ticket around Shifty's face.

Shifty rolled his eyes. "Great. Now I'm stuck with you" "It's not all that bad. Look at it this way; we get to travel the country robbing people!" Lifty said enthusiastically.

ELSEWHERE

Cuddles put his hands over Giggles' eyes. "What is it? Where is it?" She said, anxious to see what Cuddles got her for her birthday. Cuddles giggled. "It's something you like and it's sweet too." He said.

"Damnit Cuddles! We've been walking around the whole house just show me what you got me!" Giggles wined. "Okay fine just walk up the stairs" He said. His voice soon lost its vivacious tone. Giggles opened the bedroom door. "Can I open my eyes now?" She asked. "Sure" He replied,

Giggles opened her eyes and saw a pile of assorted chocolates shaped like a heart. Giggles smiled half-heartedly and turned to Cuddles. "Chocolate?" She said. "Yeah! You gorge that stuff down all the time…just like ice cream!" Cuddles said happily.

Giggles' smile faded and soon turned to a malignant expression. She clenched her stomach. "You think I'm fat!" She took up the glass angel that was on her dresser and threw it at Cuddles. Cuddles ducked. The angel shattered against the wall behind him.

"No I didn't mean it like that...I-I meant you're so skinny that you can eat all you want never get fat!" Giggles lowered her baseball bat. "You sure?" "P-positive" He said, his legs trembling. "And you're not just saying that because you know I will bash your brains out with this bat?" She asked. "No!" Cuddles yelled.

Giggles put the bat down. "Well, this stuff does look delicious." She said. Cuddles wiped the sweat off his forehead. Phew! Giggles picked up the first Hershey's chocolate bar. She opened it; a shimmery golden paper was behind the chocolate.

Her eyes widened. "Oh my God, I found the golden the golden ticket!" Giggles jumped around jubilantly; Cuddles began to tear open all the chocolate bars. Once he was done, he had three tickets in his hands. "Giggles look! I found three more! This means I'm coming with you, and I'm selling the other two for two thousand dollars each!" The yellow bunny exclaimed

Cuddles picked up his cell phone and called Toothy right away. (On speed dial) After three rings, Toothy answered his phone. "Hello?" "Toothy! Guess what! I just found three golden tickets!" Cuddles' high pitched voice was more energetic than usual.

"Really?" Toothy replied, not knowing if he could believe Cuddles. "Yeah! And guess who's getting one for free!" Said Cuddles. "Me?" answered Toothy. "Hell yeah! And the other two we'll sell it and make 4,000 dollars!" Said Cuddles.

Cuddles heard the dial tone on the other line. Damn it! I hate dropping calls! In five seconds, there was a knock at the door. Who can that be? Cuddles opened the door to see a purple beaver panting, but with an enthusiastic smile on face,

"I-I came h-here as f-fast as I could!" He said in between panting. "Dude, how'd you get here so fast? You live like 10 blocks away!" The bunny said in awe. "Never mind that, just give me the ticket!" Toothy begged.

"Alright all right, here you go." Cuddles pulled out one golden ticket. Toothy snatched it and stared at it. "Are you sure this is real?" He asked. What? "Yeah I'm sure! Now let's go sell these mother fuckers!" Cuddles closed the door behind him and walked with Toothy.

"So who should we sell them to?" Toothy asked. "Uh, I think I should sell one to Petunia; it's only fair that I should invite one of Giggles' friends to make up for what I did" Cuddles responded. "Oh, I see, you got her a whole shit load of chocolate, she got pissed and threw a bunch of shit at you so you make up for it by giving something to her." Toothy said.

Cuddles furrowed his eyebrows. How would he know? "How would you know?" Cuddles asked. "Because I had a girlfriend once and did the same thing." He responded nonchalantly. Cuddles chuckled a bit. Toothy had a girlfriend? No fucking way!

"What's so funny?" Toothy's voice was flinty. Cuddles fell silent; he didn't want to insult Toothy. A few minutes later, the two turned the corner to the path of Petunia's house. Toothy knocked on the door. "Coming!" A stressed out voice called.

Five seconds later, Petunia opened the door, wearing an apron and yellow gloves. "Oh, hi Cuddles and Toothy, what are you guys doing here?" She asked. "Did you hear about that Hershey's chocolate contest?" Toothy said. "Yeah why?" The blue skunk replied.

"Well guess who has spare tickets! Us!" Cuddles yelled enthusiastically. "Yep! And since Giggles is going we want you to come also!" Toothy added. Petunia's optimistic disposition couldn't refuse a vacation. "Sure!" She reached out to take the ticket from Cuddles.

Toothy smacked her hand. "Uh, uh, uh, you gotta pay for it first!" Petunia rolled her eyes then sighed. "Fine, how much do the tickets cost?" Cuddles and Toothy exchanged glances and nodded. "Two thousand…each and we want cash!" Said the two.

Petunia shot them a you're-gonna-pay look; she reached into her bra and pulled out two rolls of hundred dollar bills right in front of them. "I'll take two." The two stared at the wad in awe. "Dude, how did you get so much money?" Asked Toothy.

Petunia shrugged her shoulders. "I have a night job." Cuddles and Toothy snickered. "Oh my God! I keep telling you guys that I'm not a prostitute!" She yelled. Cuddles laughed. "You just keep believing that!" He handed her the ticket. "Be at the specified location tomorrow!" He said as he left.

Time skip- 1 Day

Everyone was at the gathering point. Cuddles and Toothy dragged four heavy suitcases along while Petunia and Giggles walked next to them hands free. The two dropped the suitcases. "Oh hell no." Toothy said quietly. "Looks who here! Flaky, Flippy, Disco Bear, Handy, and Lifty and Shifty? What the hell man!" Cuddles sighed. "I think I'm gonna be killed by Flippy."

"Where's the driver!" Someone yelled. "Here I amz!" A crazy squirrel yelled. He was wearing an official uniform to prove it. "Nutty? You're the driver!" Cuddles yelled. Great. "Yep! It's amazing what you can do after you get out of a correctional facility." Nutty said happily. What!

All the winners boarded the coach bus, except for Cuddles and Toothy. "I don't wanna go." Toothy said, turning back. "No! you know much money I paid on a shit load of chocolate! We're not leaving, even if it kills us!"

There's the first chapter. This will probably be the longest story I've ever written. I have 60 chapters planned out.

Review…or I'll find you!