"We saw it coming the signs were all there we couldn't denied what was going to become of this game, it was sad when it happened but their was so much conflicting information so much back lash drama, and poor planning it was set up doomed to fail the day mighty number 9 came out."
Megaman had been reading the recent news about his inbred half bred cousin flop onto the seen, and all Megaman could think is he really needed to take a serious shit, it was going to come out hard and it was going to be messy, how this was going to benefit mankind in anyway, he had no clue, dr. light was a old man after all, and like any man they all have there own taste and the only thing megaman was tasting right now is back up shit log that was about deposit, he rushed towards the nearest bathroom.
"OH, HOLY FUCK...Ugh,." This was also the time he had nerve endings installed he could feel the backup fecal beast that was about to splatter onto that toilet , he moan and groan positioning himself correctly before revealing himself all over the bowl.
"F-f-f-f-f-f...Fuck"He said with groan as the backup shit reached his virgin clean puckered asshole, slowly and painfully pushing through his tight ass, Megaman start to force it out as quickly as he could to be met intense pain, Megaman griped onto the walls not noticing the immense pressure he putting on them, enough to put a hole in a tank, thankfully they were made with reinforced steel. Megaman gridded his screamed out violently shaking as the massive shit flopped out his ass finally the deed had be done regaining his composure he realised the massive floppy beast he left in the bowl landed perfectly in the bowl, but his asshole had now become stained by this massive shit.
He looked around but had nothing to wipe his ass with, but then he remembered he had his paper of his cousin, he carefully wiped his ass with it making sure each piece was picked up, he couldn't get perfect due the material but at least was better than nothing, he drop the used up shity new paper into the shit, flushing it down the drain to where it belong now.
The end."
Edit; 4 million dollars for the same thing you put into your toilet
