I'll Prove He's Scared
KairiHiwatari Hey guys this is my first humour/horror fic so lets see if I'm any good and "GO ME!"
Audience Silence.
Kairi Uuummm? Okay well in this fic we have Ray. Audience claps
Ray Pops out of no where and looks around confused –looks at Kairi- uum?
Kairi You didn't get a script did you? --U
Ray Nope --U
Kairi Oh well! Basically you just have to agree with everything and do everything I say.
Ray Ray no longer confused grins happily okay -
Kairi Okay Audience next we have Max. Audience squeals- he's so cute
Max Pops out of no where uuuummmm? Pixie sticks? -U
Kairi Lemme guess you didn't get a script. --UU
Max max's eyes well up with tears you mean I-I-I don't g-get a sc-ript a-and Ra-Ray d-does T-T
Kairi huh? Oh no no no no no. Ray didn't get a script either, uuuummmm? You are the annoying but adorable one. Sometimes you go sugar high and drive us nuts.
Max - Okay!!!
Kairi ooh ooh ooh! Yay! Now! We have the one! The only! Kai! Audience goes wild
Kai Pops out of no where What the hell? –notices Audience made up of only fangirls- (Mostly for him) Oh hell! --U
Kairi -Squeals- (Loudly) Runs over and hugs Kai
Kai Oh double hell! --UU
Ray To make a long story short, we're in this fic, we have no scripts and ...I think she likes you.
Kai Oh triple hell! --UUU
Kairi You can do whatever you want............
Kai A sign of happiness on his face -
Kairi ......except leave. -
Kai -groans- --U
??? guys! I'm coming!
Tyson hey sorry I'm late.Audience-slow...sarcastic...did I mention slow...clap
Kai Oh quadruple hell Runs off and hides behind couch --UUUU
Kairi Sobbing-Crying T-T
Ray What's wrong?
Max I have some pixie sticks that might make you feel better
Kairi Where are scripts for the funny conversations before the story! And why is Tyson here?!! T-T
Ray What did they look like maybe we can find them.
Kai Decides to sit down with the group for no particular reason
Kairi It was just a bunch paper with writing on it in a cream coloured folder.
Ray Max Kai -All looks sorrowfully at her. VV
Tyson Oh! You mean that wasn't apple pie? -UUU
Ray o.o
Max o.o
Kai o.o
Kairi o.o
Tyson What?
Kairi Ray can you please do the disclaimer
Ray confused why can't you do it?
Kairi I have business to take care of. –Walks off with Kai behind her. Both holding a mallet-
Ray -shrugs- Kairi does not own Beyblade or its characters.
Max Then why do we listen to her
Ray It's better than what Tyson's getting.
In background -hear Tyson screaming for mercy- -hear Kairi screaming abuse and murder- -don't hear. Just see Kai bashing Tyson- Audience applauds
Max Good point
Ray -winced- when he saw Kai and Kairi walk back to them with smiles on their faces. O.O
Max -winced- when he saw the mangleated body of Tyson lying on the ground. O.OU
Kai Kairi On with the ficcy. -
Chapter 1. Slight Problems
SLAM!
Went the door as an angered teen stormed into his bedroom. He picked up a lamp on the table beside him.
"HOW DARE HE!" he shouted at the top of his lungs while smashing the lamp against the wall.
"I'LL PERSONALLY KILL HIM" he shouted again as he grabbed a pillow from his bed and threw it at a wall. The teen flopped down on his bed and sighed trying to calm himself. After 10 minutes it seemed to work. The teen looked around his room. King sized bed, walk-in closet, en suit bathroom, coffee table, TV, dvd player, stereo system, playstation 2, computer, desk, oh...can't forget about the smashed lamp and a window with the light from the moon streaming in to the bedroom and hitting the teens face. Giving us a little light so we can see what he looks like. So here goes...
Lights blue hair at the front, dark blue in the back, violet coloured eyes, dark purple baggy pants, dark purple t-shirt, black vest with yellow clips, black and red runners and a long white scarf. (Kairi- series 3 clothing people).
The teen sighed again finally able to rid himself of his problems and soothe his mind. Yeah right! As if that was going to last!
His thoughts wandered back to the main problem...again!
'oh shit! LEAVE ME ALONE!' he roared in his mind as a flash back of the news he had received earlier begun to play.
FLASHBACK
It was a normal morning in the Hiwatari mansion. The maids cooking, the servants cleaning, the butler making sure everything is in order and the master of the house was...well being himself. Up in his room Kai Hiwatari lay on his bed, head resting on his hands and eyes closed. He was shifting his head from side to side to the beat of the music blaring out on full blast of his stereo system. The song playing was 'papercut' by Linkin Park. One of Kai's personal favourites. (Kairi squeals I LOVE this song). Basically he was just relaxing. Didn't last long though.
Kai's door swung open revealing a maid in about her twenties with long brown hair reaching her waist and amethyst eyes. She was wearing a black skirt that reached to her knees and a red dress shirt. (Kairi You didn't think that she would be old fashioned did you. This is Kai we're talking about, he doesn't allow crappy clothing in his household). She smiled at him and yelled over the music,
"Master Kai, Mr. Dickinson has called for you in his office right now". Kai stood up and turned off the music. He nodded his head to the maid and she walked off. Kai grabbed Dranzer off the bedside table and placed him in his pocket.
MR. DICKINSON'S OFFICE
"Um...uh...Hello Kai" Mr. Dickinson greeted the teen as he walked into his office. Kai immediately sat down on a chair, crossed his arms and legs and closed his eyes. Mr. Dickinson was about to say something but Kai cut him off, "What do you want sir". Mr. D sighed, rubbed his temples then handed Kai a golden envelope. Kai opened it and read it. His eyes widened and his jaw dropped when he read the first line.
To my favourite, bestest, most wonderful, most achievable, my one, my only grandson which I love so much,
Silence.
The silence was broken with...
"WHAT THER FUCK!!!!!!"
He continued reading,
Did I ever tell you how much you meant to me. Well I'll tell you my favourite, best, perfect, most lovable, happiest grandson. From the bottom of my heart. I love you. And...sniffle I want to be with you. So why don't you bail you most favourite, best, most lovable, happiest grandfather by which you love so much out of jail and we can be a happy family again.
Oh! And to make your most favourite, bestest, most lovable grandfather happier why don't you stea- um... I mean borrow your friends bit beasts so I ca take over the worl- uh?... I mean have a party when we get home.
So my dearest, most favourite, bestest, happiest and perfect grandson by which I love so much will you please bail me out of jail.
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.
Please my guardian angel from heaven help your most favourite grandfather.
Voltaire.
P.S.
Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please.
Silence.
"Did he have a fucking stick up his ass when he wrote this shit. What the fuck is this crap". Expecting more of Kai's anger Mr. D blocked his ears and closed his eyes. Upon hearing nothing for a few minutes he opened his eyes in confusion and looked at Kai. Kai was calmly folding the letter back up, he calmly put the letter back in the envelope, he calmly sealed the envelope and then...
He furiously teared it to shreds, chucked it on the ground, stomped on it and then stormed out of the office.
END FLASHBACK
And that brings us back to Kai's mind.
'why me' he sighed, 'why am I the one with a mental grandfather'. His thoughts were broken when the phone in his room started to ring. Kai growled,
"What do you want?" "KAI!!! You have to help us!" Yelled a frantic voice on the other line.
"Tala?" Kai questioned.
"It's Boris he's acting strange. Before he called Bryan into his office and now Bryan's well...um...here just talk to him" Tala answered.
"Bryan?" Kai questioned again.
"Hee hee...look flowers...ha ha...tutus...weeeee...look at me...I'm a birdie-"Bryans voice was cut off.
"See what I mean! And right now Ian and Spencer are with Boris. Oh please help us Kai!" Tala said in a panicky voice.
"Uh...?"
"Oh my fucking god".
Silence.
"Kai, Ian and Spencer...they're mental. Help us please!!!".
"Oh Tala! Come in here please" Someone said in a girlish sickly sweet voice.
Kai can only suspect, and pray that he was wrong, that it was Boris. Kai could hear Tala whimpering. Then the line went dead.
"Uh...?" Kai put the phone down and continued thinking as if nothing had happened. His train of thoughts were once again interrupted by the ring of the phone.
"What do you want?" Kai growled.
"K-K-Kai. C-C-Can y-you p-p-please b-b-bail your g-g-grand-f-father o-out of j-j-jail" Tala stuttered.
"WHAT??!!!"
"I-I-it's j-j-just t-that-"Tala was cut off.
"There is no fucking way I'm going to free him. That bastard stays where he is. Far fucking away from me" Kai practically yelled.
"K-K-Kai! B-B-Boris-"Tala was once again interrupted by Kai.
"No no no no no. So forget it. It's out of the question".
"BORIS IS TORTURING US BY WEARING A PINK TUTU AND POISONING OUR MINDS BY TRYING TO TEACH US HOW TO MAKE PERFECT WATER! KAI! PERFECT WATER FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Tala screeched.
Silence.
"Uh?...um?...I'll believe when I see it" Kai said hurriedly.
"WHAT?!!" Tala practically fainted.
"Uh...sorry gotta go bye". And he hung up.
' Okay Kai, relax. Tala's just screwing with you. Yeah that's it. He just can't get over the fact that...well...um...uh...I know...the chicks love me more than him. And now he's trying to mess with you. Yeah...ha ha...that's it. Plus there's no possible way that Boris would...he wouldn't...' Kai shudders at the thought. Then he cracks up laughing. 'Perfect water ha ...Tala you are hopeless...' Once again Kai's thoughts were interrupted, only this time from Kai's personal camera phone. Kai gave a sigh of frustration.
'Who the hell wants me now'.
Kai picked up the phone and clicked on inbox. A new message from Tala and with...photos attached.
'Oh god no'. Kai held his breath and practically had a heart attack. The photo was of Boris in a pink tutu. In his arms was a bowl of water. He was using a whisk and was trying to whisk the water. In the background Ian and Spencer were rocking back and forthe and Bryan didn't look sane at all.
'Holy fucking hell'.
At the bottom of the photo was an sms Tala had written. It said...
'KAI PLEASE! SAVE US! BAIL HIM OUT!'.
'No! I can't, I won't and that's final. I will not bail that assehole out. NO. NEVER.' Kai grabbed the camera phone, took out the batteries and threw them out the window. Kai disconnected the phone that was connected to his room. He then lay down on his bed and tried to sleep. (Kairi Keyword here is 'tried').
A knock came to the door. Kai tried hi hardest not to scream abuse and murder at the person who came through the door. The maid who had come in earlier entered. Kai managed to retain himself. (Kairi what a miracle).
"Pardon me Master Kai, but you have a phone call downstairs". Kai stormed out of the room and down the stairs to the living room. Anyone who walked passed him received a Hiwatari glare of death.
Kai snatched the phone off the receiver and could no longer control his anger.
"TALA YOU FUCKING ASSEHOLE IF I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION FUCKINF TIMES. NO NO NO NO NO!. THAT BASTARD HAS MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES. I REFUSE TO BAIL HIM OUT EVEN IF MY FUCKED UP LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. I WOULD RATHER DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL FUCKING DEATH ANY DAY THAN WASTE HOURS OF MY PRECIOUS TIME TRYING TO KEEP HIS HUCKING ASS AHPPY. WHAT BORIS IS DOING IS MENTAL. JUST SHOOT THE BASTARD AND END HIS FUCKING LIFE. I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF IT'S AGAINST THE FUCKING LAW. JUST MAKE ME HAPPY BY LEAVING ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!"
Silence.
You could hear Kai panting from the outburst.
"Uuuh?...Hi Kai" The voice on the receiving end said. The anger that hadn't gotten out during the out burst instantly drained from him. Reason being.
That wasn't Tala.
"Uuuuh?...Hi Ray" Kai answered.
"Uuum?...maybe I should call at a different time...you seem a little busy".
"Oh no forget Ray...just what do you want" Kai asked.
"Oh...well I'm having this Halloween party next Friday but I'm having everyone come a week before. You know like a reunion sort a thing"
"Oh. Well whose coming" Kai asked.
"Well. The Bladebreakers, the White Tigers, the All Starz, The Majestics and the Demolition Boys" Ray answered.
"Uum?...Ray where's the party?" he asked.
"The party is going to be at my mansion in China".
"How's everyone going to get there?"
"Plane" Ray answered. Kai sighed.
"Okay Ray, I'll go".
"Cool. Tyson, Max and Kenny will come and pick you up tomorrow morning".
"Fine, whatever".
"See ya Kai". The line went dead.
Kai sighed and put the phone back on the receiver. He turned around and noticed all the maids, servants and his butler staring at him wide-eyed. He cleared hi throat and then announced.
"Pack my bags, I am going to China. Pack only the essentials for one weeks amount of time". They scattered. Kai smirked as they fled.
"Back in control".
END
Kairi I'm finished! Alleluia. But it was worth it. Even if it is 3 am right now. Anywho REVIEW!!!!
Kairi would just like to thank grEMLin for helping with this chappie. She actually made up most of it...well some of it. The letter, Tala's begging and the phone call from Ray kinda belonged to her. Thanx.