Don't ask because this is literally what the title says it is.
P.S. Set after FOTB book 8
Abeke stepped onto the stage in her pretty blue dress. The crowd roared.
"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Today, you will see something- er… Special. Please welcome, my friends, CONOR AND SHANE!"
Abeke waited for the crowd to cheer. Shane came on the stage first, the crowd roaring. Conor came on after that, and the crowd became slightly less loud. Abeke laughed and stepped back on the stage. "Today, it is a complete battle between Conor and Shane! YOU will be the judges. Now let me explain the rules for the rap battle."
The crowd cheered again, this time louder than ever. Abeke waited for the voices to fade before speaking again. "This is a freestyle rap battle! No cussing, though, or you will get five points deducted from your total score. The scores are on one hundred, so good luck." Abeke paused, smiling, and then made some effort to add, "You'll need it!"
The lights went off. The spotlight shone on Conor to go first. Conor tensed. From backstage, Abeke could see his anxious face.
Rollan pressed a button. A beat ran out, and he gestured to Conor to begin.
"Uh… Hi my name is Conor and I like counting sheep. Unlike some of you, who only like to sleep. Um… I'm sorry if this isn't sleek, but I went to Walmart last week, just grabbing something I like to eat. And… sizes eight are my feet."
The crowd laughed. Abeke had to admit, it was pretty hilarious.
The spotlight turned to Shane.
"That was horrible, am I right?" The crowd cheered. "No get ready to face your fate, sheep boy. Ahem… The loser poor boy can rap, how 'bout that? A cute little boy with a backwards cap. Sike! He'd be better with a fedora hat! This is my life, being a famous rapper, but he'd be better as a shepherd."
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