These have been on tumblr for a while, but I decided to move them over to here.

Basically this is going to consist of Genderbent!Cahills fics whenever I write them, if I ever write them again.

(They're quite fun, believe it or not)

A who's who guide is located at the bottom of each fic (just for the sake of anyone who wants to guess at who's who).

Enjoy!

Sinna Starling was the most irksome boy Ianna had come by yet.

They got along perfectly well, she'd even referred to him as her friend. She was insulted when he thought of her as a Vesper, even more so when he accused her of treachery and siding with her father. He ate his words when she found and freed his sister and that Neil fellow (she tried to save the others as well - specifically Natale - but they all insisted she only take the injured one and blind one. Strange bunch, they were). Sinna apologized, and the rest of the hostages were saved and the Vespers were stopped within the week.

Ianna had thought that the horrible accusation was the lowest Sinna would get, but she was horribly wrong.

He was insulting her honor.

"Honestly," he laughed, "Jaimy, of all people? You can't ask Jaimy out?"

She glared at him. "Don't laugh, it's not as if you can ask Elizabeth out."

Sinna's face reddened at the mention of the Holt girl. "Well, you know, I rarely see her. You see Jaimy all the time." He flipped a bit of hair back. "Besides, it's Jaimy."

"You're making fun of your best friend, I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that." Ianna rolled her eyes and stood up, grabbing her things to leave. "I'm not going to discuss this with you anymore. You're not a very good friend."

He sneered. "As if you're any better."

"William seems to like me just fine."

"He probably likes you."

Ianna rolled her eyes once more. "I remind him of his sister, so I don't-"

"So he's got a thing for his sister," Sinna shrugged. "It's like incest but not."

Ianna gave him a moment to think a little longer. She was hoping that was a joke, Sinna was good at insulting jokes, but he seemed rather serious. "His dead sister," Ianna said, an attempt to give the poor boy a hint. "His dead-by-suicide sister."

Sinna raised an eyebrow. "And?"

Ianna sighed through her nose and left, leaving Sinna to deal with the bill.

Sinna- Sinead
Ianna - Ian
Jaimy - Amy
Elizabeth - Hamilton
William - Genderbent OC
Neil - Nellie
Natale - Natalie

Feel free to shoot me any questions or complaints.

Have a good day, everyone~