Truth or Dare Baka's

by Bite Sized

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. There it is plain and simple.

Authors note: This is my first attempt at a truth or dare fic so it may get a little insane. Arg! I'm never changing from script format to story format ever again. What a nusence.

Chapter 1: Poor Innocent Souls

In a random room somewhere in the safe house. A blonde haired teenage girl is in a room on a chair upside-down. She's watching a boy with brown hair and cobalt blue eyes who is chained to a chair listening to a tape. Bite Sized (BS) finnaly opens her mouth and speaks two simple words. "Duo, I'm bored as hell."

"You think you're bored!? How about you switch places with me and listen to this dumb Quatre lecture tape!" Duo cried from his chair.

"Hmm. Serves you right. Did you really think you could take Sandrock and ditch it on the moon with out Quatre noticing?" Bite Sized exclaimed. "You're lucky you didn't get worse."

"Shows what you know." Duo mumbled as the tape recorder stopped. "Hey Bite Sized, let me go! Quatre will never know"

"Um let me think... no. Not unless you want to play a fun little game with me." BS said laughing evilly.

Duo nervously laughed. "The game isn't Truth or Dare is it?"

"You bet."

"Then I think I will stay sitting in this very comfortable chair where I am safely chained up. Can you please start the Quatre lecture again." Duo squeaked out

"Ha ha sure I will... but what if I accidently let you free then you would have to play with me." BS slyly replied.

"Ack! Fine whatever. I'll play." Duo muttered horrified. How could anyone be this evil?

"I was hoping you would say that." BS Remarked as she snapped her fingers. Within seconds the chair, chains, and poor defenseless Duo had disappeared. "Oops. Too much power" Again she snapped her finger returning just Duo who was screaming his head off.

Dou hands were in front of his face. "Ahhh! It was singing and. . . hugging and it was PURPLE!!!"

BS was ignoring Duo and muttering quietly to herself. "I think i need to take that 2 day class on how to use my authorous powers. Duo shut up already. Your giving me a headache."

"You tried to kill me!"

"Uh sorry about that. Here I'll just get everyone and then we can start the torture... I mean the truth or dare game." As BS snapped her fingers again Duo flinched

Duo muttered "It is torture."

Everyone appears with pretty blue smoke. Zechs and Treize are kissing

"I am now mentally messed up for life." Bite Sized said in a very disturbed voice.

"Yo, break it off already thats highly disturbing." Duo yelled at the two while looking away.

Treize and Zechs blushed as they moved apart. "Um, sorry."

"Hn"

"Where are we?" Quatre asked then spotted Duo and Bite Sized. "Oh, that explains it."

"..."

"What the heck! I was waxing Nataku!" Wufei shouted at Bite Sized

"Oh Shut up" Duo replied

"Ok I've summoned you here so we can play... drum roll please... truth or dare!" BS joyfully exclaimed

Everyone screamed and tried to run out of the room but ran into plain and very solid walls where the door and windows used to be.

"Don't try to escape. There are no windows or doors. Now anyway it's not that bad and to prove it I'm gonna ask Heero truth or dare." BS evilly said as she began the game well know for the extreme amounts of torture.

                 

Am I evil or just insane... I dunno. I think I'm both. Anyway tell be what you think. I re-wrote this whole chapter from script format to story format so it lost a bit of what it used to be. Hope you still like it. OK well ja ne!

--- Still insane Bite Sized