Yu-Gi-Oh! Talk show Disclaimer- I don't own anything expert for Raven she is my own Character.
Contains lots of Little kuriboh jokes.
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Raven- Hello and welcome to The real deal. I'm your host Raven, we will be having some people from the show Yu-Gi-Oh! Every one say hello to Bakura Yami.
*Bakura walks onto the stage*
Bakura-Hello foolish Mortals.
Crowd- We love you!
Raven- And next is his partner in crime Marik Ishtar.
*Marik walks out to the stage*
Marik-Hello Mind slaves!
Raven- Please take a seat.
Bakura and Marik sit down on a rather comfy couch.
Raven- So do you know how this works?
Bakura- Nope.
Raven- well ok Basically I just ask each of you questions about yourselves and other subjects So who wants to go first?
Marik- Me! Me! Pick me! *waves his hand around excitedly.*
Raven- Ok Marik. What is your favorite color?
Marik- Well that's obviously. It's Lavender.
Raven- Lovely, Ok Bakura What's yours?
Bakura- Black and Blood Red.
Raven- Oh Really? Black's my favorite too. OK Marik what is your main goal in life?
Marik- Destroying the Pharoah and taking his power for my own.
Raven- Bakura what's yours?
Bakura- Inflecting pain and misery onto all of you fooish taking over the world.
Raven- oh ok then What is your favorite Duel Monster?
Marik- The winged Dragon of Ra
Bakura-Dark Nectrofear
Raven- Mine's Red Eyes Black dragon. Marik why does your millennium Rod only work on people called 'Steve'?
Marik- I've never really thought about it. To be honest I really don't know.
Raven- Oh I guess it'll remain a mystery then. Bakura, Are you really britsh?
Bakura- No I'm just gay.
Raven - Really?
Bakura- Yep
Raven- Oh Ok then, you may like the next question then.
Marik- What is it?
Raven- Here it is. This is for the both of you by the way, What do you two think about Thief shipping?
Marik- What do I think what about what?
Raven- Thief shipping.
Marik- What the eff is that?
Bakura- It's basically fan girls and sometimes boys, Paring the two of us up, writing Fan fiction about us and Drawing Fan art. It's people who think we should be a couple.
Marik- Why on earth would they do that?
Bakura- Because they have nothing better to do with their lives.
Marik- Oh.
Bakura- Yeah *pulls out computer* Would you want to see an example?
Marik-Why not.
After a few good minutes of reading Fan fictions...
Marik- Some of this stuff, Oh my god. I'm scared for life.
Bakura-I thought you were always gay?
Marik- Eff no Why would you say that?
Bakura- Oh I don't know, Maybe because you like Lavender, Read Yaoi and are highly effeminate.
Marik-Hey eff you...I'm not gay
Bakura - Could have fooled me.
Raven- SO..May I ask again, What do you two think about Thief shipping?
Bakura- Well I don't mind it so much.
Marik- I'm not sure at this point.
Raven-ok well we're almost out of time But I have one last question. Will you two ever get together?
Marik- No I thought I already said I'm not gay.
Bakura- No I'm guessing not.
Raven- Well alright then. We're out of time but tune in next time for an interview with Yami and Yugi.
Marik- Come on Bakura let's get out of here.
Bakura- I'd thought you'd never ask.
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