I do not own Mario Brothers.
A/N:: I did this for an English assignment and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it. I did. Please read and review.
142 Browzer Castle #3
Faraway Italy, 01450
April 8,2010
Dear Mario,
Hey sweet cheeks, did you get the mushrooms that I sent? I thought that, you know, you would miss me and my home cooking would make you happy. Did they make you happy? Laugh out loud, just kidding, they weren't spiked... or were they?
Anyway, I was wondering when you were going to be home. Why do you even have to go to Browzer's castle (#8)?! I am kinda lonely without your little, and I mean little, Italian body to warm me up when I am cold at night. If you could let me know right away, that would be nice. Luigi came over today, he was asking where you were. We both miss you.
Who am I kidding, this relationship is stagnant. I mean you are always "away" to "kill" Browzer. You say that you are going to kill him, but my hired detective says that you two are just playing poker! That's right! I KNOW THE TRUTH!!!
You know that this little girl is not just going to wait for you to come and save her from the malformed-dragon-wanna-be! Your brother is more considerate to me than you ever were! Not to mention taller! I am going to run away with him! That's right! I am running away with your brother, Luigi! Him and I are going to start a nice little family without you and your fake accent!
GO JUMP OFF A WELL YOU SELFCENTERED-AROGENT-ITALIAN-RUNT!!!
Peach out!
P.S. Would you be a dear and feed Yoshi while I am gone? Thanks, you're a dear.