Hey people! Before you read my lil' poem, I just want to explain how this lovely thing originated. It all started last year when I bought a Nintendo 64. I also got the Mario game for it. Well, I played it and played it and....you get the point. Well, anyway, I wrote a poem for an english assignment, this poem, and well....months later, I've decided to share it with all of you. Don't you feel proud. You should.....well...anyway.....

MARIO
Mario, Mario, inside the screen,
Mario, Mario, why are you so mean?
You jump and fly, then you die.
Mario, Mario, you're not a very nice guy.
You come out and say Mama-Meya.
You go back in and see-ya.
You fall off a cliff to your doom
and leave me in my miserable gloom.
Itsa me was all you said,
then you ran into Bowser and now you're dead.
Don't call me insane, this story is true.
Don't let Nintendo addition get to you!