-1The Incredible Chronicles of the SuperNoob
(Note- As far as I know, Jagex has not ventured into the world of fan fiction, and I am not a pmod nor a Jmod. I am a little level twenty who has been playing for two years and disguises as a high level using flowers and keldy clothes.)
(Yes, level twenty. I will be the first to admit that I have never had another account to speak of.)
(I do realize that this should and could be posted on the RuneScape forums. Don't waster your time telling me that.)
"Gimme you money or Imma Fire Strike You" declared the level three, evidently having fun with a new update which allowed him to emphasize random letters. As the crowd passed him by, disregarding him without another thought, he tried, in vain, to regain the attention of no one in particular.
"You noobs! I'm Movalife! Imma kill you on my other acc!!" he screamed.
"Does he mean N0valyfe?" someone murmured as they walked by.
Not heeding the correct spelling of the legend's name, the level three continued his rant. He was not an awe-inspiring figure of RuneScape myth. He was, however, a level three. After a frustrating three-hour attempt at gaining the name " ", he had given up and settled on the stupidest name available.
His name was "01134", which, if someone typed into a calculator, would read "Hello" in a somewhat dilapidated manner. However, unless someone turned the monitor upside down, no one would see "Hello".
In fact, they wouldn't see that if they did it anyway. But he was 01134, and he was a noob.