I PUT IN AN ORDER TO THE EMPIRE TO SEND ME A SHITLOAD OF BADASSES AND PILLAGE HUNGRY MURDER MACHINES, AND INSTEAD ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE CACK CLOWNS AND SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS! I CAN TELL AT A GLANCE THAT AT LEAST FIFTY PERCENT OF YOU ARE COCK SUCKERS AND THE OTHER FIFTY PERCENT ARE COCKSUCKERS WHO'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD TO BELIEVE IN THE THEMSELVES!
I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR, AND FAST, UP YOUR ASSHOLES, IT'LL TRIGGER A GEOLOGICAL EVENT!
YOU! ALL! REEK OF POVERTY AND ANIMAL ABUSE! EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE IS A STUNNING ENDORSEMENT OF ABORTION! YOU SHIT STAINS ARE A COLLECTIVE MASTERPIECE OF FAILURE! YOU COCK GOBBLERS CIRCLE JERK EACH OTHER TO EXHAUSTION EVERY NIGHT! YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE MILITARY TO GET POUNDED BY THE TITANS AND PROBABLY CRIED LIKE SISSES WHEN YOU REALIZED THAT THEY DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE DICKS! YOUR SENSITIVE PUSSIES CRIED SO MANY TEARS YOU COULD FLOAT AWAY ON A RIVER OF DOUCHE CANOES!
YOU GLITTER TOWN COCK WRANGLING, FAIRY TINKLED, FAG PUFFING, FUCK NUGGETS, ARE GONNA GET YOUR COLLECTIVE ANAL CAVITIES STRETCHED SO FAR APART YOU'LL THINK YOU'RE GETTING DOUBLE-FISTED BY THE COLOSSAL TITAN HIMSELF! I WILL REORGANIZE THE FAILURE THAT IS ALL YOUR LIVES! I WILL FUCK! START! YOUR! SOULS!
I'LL MAKE YOU MONGOLOID, ROCK CHOMPING, THUNDER CUNTS SCREAM HARDER THAN YOUR MOTHERS, AFTER HER FOURTH FAILED COAT HANGER ABORTION!
I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR SHRIVELED BALLS, PUT THEM WHERE YOUR EYES SHOULD BE, PUT A SOMBRERO ON YOUR HEAD, AND BEAT YOU LIKE A PIÑATA! HELL, I'LL MAKE YOU SHIT SO MANY BRICKS, YOU'LL PUT THE MEXICANS OUTTA BUSINESS!
BUT FEAR NOT, BECAUSE SOON ENOUGH I WILL TURN YOU COCK MONARCHS INTO FUCK MASTERS, OF GALACTIC DESTRUCTION!