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It's near Christmas time and I felt inspired to write again...enjoy.^^

" Oh boy! It's Christmas Deidara sempai!" the masked man cheered, throwing back the covers, pouncing on his room mate's bed," Wake up sempai!"

" TOBI! GET OFF ME UN!"

" Buttttt...sempaiiiiiii!" Tobi whined," It's Christmas!"

Deidara threw back the covers and Tobi off him," Let's go downstairs and see if the others are up."

" Okay sempai." the over happy male cheered, following him.

Descending to the living room and greeted by Konan," Merry Christmas you two. When the others are up, we'll exchange presents."

The aroma of fresh coffee and blueberry pancakes filled the air.

" What is that delicious smell?" Deidara asked.

" I made pancakes for everyone." Konan explained," help yourselves."

" Thank you Konan chan!" Tobi squealed, hugging her." You make the best pancakes in the world."

Releasing her and running off," Come on Deidara sempai!"

Deidara sighed," Well, it is Christmas. I don't feel like arguing with him un."

Hidan entered the kitchen dressed in a Santa suit.

Deidara burst out into laughter," You lost a bet against Kakazu?"

" ...Old bastard fucking cheated...and yeah." Hidan replied curtly." Old fart should be dressed up like fucking Santa."

" Hidan sempai," Tobi reprimanded," It's Christmas. A time of celebration with family and friends."

" Fine. " Hidan grumbled, grabbing a couple of pancakes," get me some milk Tobi."

" Alright Hidan sempai."

One by one the Akatsuki woke up, and greeted by Tobi.

After breakfast, the nine members gathered around the Christmas tree," Let's see who gets the first present." Pein said, grabbing a box." Let's see...this one is from Hidan to Deidara."

" Aw, Tobi wanted the first present to be his." the pumpkin for a mask whined.

Deidara unwrapped his gift to see the latest copy of Play Boy." Thanks Hidan un. Here's yours."

Hidan received a pair of brass knuckles with a dagger as a switchblade." Sweet. How did you know?"

" A fairy told me un." was Dei's explanation.

Next was Itachi. His gift came from Sasori," A scarf with my family crest. Thank you Sasori."

Then it was Konan's turn to get a gift from Zetsu," A leather jacket. Thank you Zetsu."

One by one everyone got their gifts...well, almost.

Tobi's spirit was at all time low," Nobody got Tobi anything for Christmas."

" Tobi." said Deidara," Merry Christmas." handing him a white envelope," From all of us to you."

Ripping open the gift content to see a VIP ticket to meet the cast of the Walking Dead and a round trip airline ticket. Tobi's left eye twinkled." You got me this?"

" Merry Christmas Tobi." his comrades sang.

Well, I hope I didn't disappoint you readers out there. Merry Christmas everyone. Happy Christmas to the readers in England.