Spam
Turning on his computer, Bruce sipped his coffee as he signed into his email account. The messages were the usual: board of directors meetings, Lucius notifying him about the new equipment for his moonlighting hobby, the value of the Wayne Tech shares. One message in particular caught his eye. It was titled "Major Announcement". Looking at the sender's identity, it read...
From: speeddemon71 - Carbon copy to email listing - League Pals.
Looking at the email address, something told him at the back of his mind that it was Wally who sent him the message. Once he clicked on the message, music started to play…
"DON'T CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!"
The words of the lyrics blared on the screen, and there was an image of an eerie man, eyes wide with a large sinister grin.
One of the playboy's eyebrows began to rise from his forehead.
"Warning: Your computer now has a virus. Please stand by."
The Batmobile then sped away out of the mansion.
Author's Note
Inspired by an avatar that my beloved girl-who-is-a-friend, crackedkatana made. *heart* Would normally talk, but it's REALLY REALLY cold. Wait, I was gonna say something… expect a BMWW fic from me. POMPUS FROGS IT'S NOT AN EMO FIC 8) Hint: Miss Independent… Miss Self-Sufficient… Miss, KEEP YOUR DISTANCE 8)
Yah, it's a songfic. :D Initials of artist: KC … oh, heck you know this. AND HONESTLYYYYYYYYY MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUU :D
Don't own 'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls, nor Justice League.
Peace!