Three hours before.
"HONEY I'M HOME!" Emmett hollered as he came in the door. His shout shaking the whole house.
"Emmett, you better not be up to anything." Rosalie growled as she came down the stairs.
"What have you gone and done now?" Edward's irritated voice came from behind him.
"Nothing." Emmett replied a huge ass grin covering his face.
"Well, I got a pet." He continued still smiling.
"Oh god Emmett you didn't?" Edward groaned.
"Well, I bought it then I kinda made it." Emmett pouted.
"Oh good god! Emmett! How could you?" Edward growled.
Rosalie stood looking at the exchange.
"Would one of you care to explain?" Her voice irritated.
"Well, dumbass here has gone and made himself a guinea pig vampire." Edward groaned.
"Emmett you didn't?" Esme asked shocked as she came in from the garden.
Emmett bobbed his head in reply.
"Well, it's not really my fault and well, Nessie always wanted a pet that didn't die."
"Then who's fault is it Emmett?" Esme was irritated.
"It's all Walt Disney's fault. They gave me the idea with their talking guinea pig movie G-Force." Emmett said still grinning.
"How long do we have?" Edward asked as he rubbed a hand over his face.
"Bout three hours." Emmett grinned again.
So the wait began.
Three hours later.
"Stupid Emmett." Rosalie hissed.
"Once we get outta this you are so dead mister."
"I really hope Bella and Nessie don't come home, else Bella is gonna beat your ass again!" Edward groaned as he slapped Emmett up the side of the head.
"I'm glad that thing can't get up here." Esme said looking over the edge of the roof.
"It'll figure it out soon." Rosalie groaned.
"Well let's hope not too soon." Edward muttered.
"Well ya know what? I'm going down there! No point in sitting up here like wimps!" Emmett said as he stood up flexing his arms.
"And I aint no wimp!" Emmett said as he disappeared over the edge of the house landing with a quiet thump.
Esme, Rosalie and Edward peered over the side of the roof and watched in astonishment.
"Here guinea pig!" Emmett hollered.
The guinea pig vampire lunged at Emmett latching on to his arm.
This really was by far the stupidest thing Emmett had ever done.