A day was all that was left for the chicken to be prepared to its fullest potential.
Luigi laid nose to the sirloin and wiffed the cow essence into his olfactory system.
Yoshi stopped by and tilted his hat in keen response. Today was gonna be the hottest day ever.
Toad dropped by and dropped his things. He took to the silver handle and depressed it, the stuff disappearing in the process. Luigi reached down and extracted the prize. He placed it upon his tongue and crunched with ethics.
Yoshi was offended by the crunch, for he only believed in swallowing food whole with a sticky tongue and an appetite for melons.
"Hark!" Luigi cried and set down his two-dollar slices upon the table.
Toad licked the slices. "I can see your Luigi Cyclone and it has been nerfed, friend.
"Dartmouth…" Luigi said angstly and he took out his plasma cannon. He shot a poster of Bowser and then the real Bowser died because his soul was connected to the paper.
Yoshi gasped at Luigi's evildoings and grabbed him by the cheek. He pulled the cheek until it popped off. Then Yoshi grabbed the second cheek until he was given a set.
Luigi was sad that his cheeks were disarmed. He then used his cannon to fire at Yoshi.
"Don't bet on popularity votes, kid!" roared Yoshi as he ate the plasma and converted it to plasma eggs.
Toad gasped and then composed a ditty.
LUIGI IS INSAAAAAANE
He's so amazing
(It's a good day to have a good day)
Like my grandpa
(It's a good day to have a good day)
And now he's bringing on the pain
Toad's then won a Tony for best rear components.
"And the award goes to…" said Mario as he lifted the flap of the envelope. "Toad for his hot Ditty!"
Luigi scowled at Toad with all his cheekless anguish and took two grapefruits and crushed Toad with them.
Toad was a deadman, but he used magic to suck out his own soul. His soul then entered a lamp and the lamp drew its sword.
"I see you've learnt the way of wizardry…" Luigi said dauntingly. He shot his own sword out from his cannon and then wielded all of its astonishing power.
"Mama mia!" cried Mario. He hid in Yoshi's tonsil cavity.
Luigi shot guns out of his sword and they struck Toad. But Toad's new lamp infrastructure was too durable to yield to the guns and donned a righteous six-pack.
"This is the death of all humanity!" roared Luigi as he charged his sword and used its explosive energy to revive Captain Blackbeard.
The zombie pirate then used his sorcery he learnt from Hogwarts to produce a golden llama.
Toad ate the llama with his lamp jaw and then swallowed with his lamp neck into his lamp stomach.
Luigi was shocked by how hot Toad's charisma was as a lamp. He took a bucket of gold and dumped it upon Toad's lamp head.
Toad became a pristine entity and lopped off Luigi's nose.
Deeply saddened by the loss of his nasal buddie, Luigi conceded and ran off to the Himalayas where he trains with Darkwing Duck and Mr. Noodle for seventeen years.
LUIGI WILL RETURN