Note: if you don't agree with the pairings in this fic.. Please don't flame us we've had enough of them flaming Kiko's stories...... This is a non-yoai yuri fic...
Duo went out to and bought a % tester to see if him and Hilde were made for each other.
Duo: i'm home
Hilde: Oh, Duo did you get it?
Duo: yeah so test it out!, hEy Heero come here
Heero: what?
Duo: i'm testing my % tester Out
Tester- Duo+Heero = 98%
Duo: AH!!!!!!!!
Tester- Heero+ Relena= 98%
Heero: better
Relena: I get the same % as Duo (evil glare)
Tester: Duo+Hilde= 72%
Duo: oh, it must be breaking...........
Hilde: (cries)
Tester:Duo+ Dorothy=12%
Duo: if she plucks her eyebrows
Quatre:DUO!
Tester:Duo+Noin=78%
Zechs: prepare to die maxwell!!!!!!!
Duo: Ep!!!!!!
Tester- Duo+Sally=77%
Duo:well Wufie hates women
Wufie: you will stay away from that weak woman
Tester- Duo+Catherine=87%
Duo: Shit
Trowa:...................
Catherine:AH!!!!!!!!!!
Duo+Relena=77% (to tired to put tester)
Duo:um..........
Heero: that's way to high
Duo+Chibi-Chibi=39%
Duo:sick
Chibi-Chibi: sick is right
Duo+older Chibi-Chibi=79%
Duo: not bad
Chibi-Chibi: that's still sick
Duo+Serena=89%
Duo: woooooo......hooooooooooooo
Serena: um...........
Hilde: (cries an ocean)
Duo+Rini=47%
Duo:ew...the pink spore
Rini: shut up! You womon
Duo+Miaka=87%
Duo:cool
Miaka: TAMAHOME!!!!!
Trowa+Wufie=37%
Catherine:it seems high to me
Duo+Hotaru+96%
Duo: god and goddess of death
Hotaru: Omae O Korosu
Heero: that's my line!
Heero+Michelle=69.5%
Heero: To Boring
Michelle: What???
Relena: yeah
Michelle: watch it!
Quatre+Nuriko+ 53%
Quatre:ew.............
Nuriko: to scary
Serena: tell me about it
Tenchi+Relena+76%
Tenchi: scary
Relena: no way
Ryoko: Relena is going donwn
Aika: Kill RELENA
Amara+Wufie=92%
Sally:WUFIE!
Sasami+Rini=49%
Rini: I'm not gay
Sasami: and you think I am
Tamahome+Sakura=31%
Tamahome: why am I in this?
Sakura:ew..........
Serena+Nuriko=88%
Serena:cool
Nuriko:um......
Washu+Li
Washu:a kid
Li:nice heair, it looks like you were born with it
Wahu: I was, damn ass!
Trowa+Meiling=36%
Trowa: ..........
Meiling: Way To Old!
Lady Une+Duo=71.5%
Duo:scary
Chibi-Chibi: sure
Hilde: the tester is fucked
Heero+yui+ 98%
Heero: nice name
Yui:thanks
Relena:Must kill
Duo+Washu=50%
Duo: to smart
Washu: too dum
Li=Hotaru=54%
Li: ah!
Hotaur: why me?!
Kero+Hello Kitty=49%
Kero: hey there kitty
Hello Kitty: are you a cat or a bear?
Serena: that is really freaky
Sakura: you're telling me
Ryoko+Quatre=30%
Ryoko: to happy
Quatre: are you a cat?
Ryoko: what's it to you?
Tresta+Tenchi=74%
Tenchi:too tall
Tresta: what did you say?
Duo: you damn tester! Tell us our true love!
Duo+T.V.=100%
Duo: ?*#/$, ..... //ah......
Hilde: that's 14 to my list of who I must kill
Duo+Trowa=32%
Duo: I knew I wasn't gay
Chibi-Chibi: no, but you and Heero are
The end
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Heero: Damn it. I'm not gay!