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:D Hai! This is Mel here! This story, again, was written by Lauren and I. Ok, just assume that all stories published on this site from me is by both of us, unless I say otherwise. Alot of effort went into this story, ie. Lauren and I having to be super awesome ninja-like so that the teachers wont catch us and read our story out to the class assuming we're passing notes *Oh I cry at that thought, how painful*
Sooo anyways, we hope you enjoy it! Also as we were reading this, we were imagining the characters in Chibi form X3
OH Ok DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!! *sirens sound and cats hiss and babies cry* I'M SORRY I DO NOT AND NEVER WILL OWN DEATH NOTE! D: OR THE CHARACTERS *sadly....actually I'm saving up money so I can officially buy B...nah I wish*
Okie doke, characters that we included are fanboy Mikami, fanboy BB, Light and L the victims, and a very jealous but awesome Misa.
THERE BE NOOOOOO LIGHT, MIKAMI OR MISA BASING FOR ONCE!
We hope you enjoy this super special awesome story :)
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In the past (for once) there was a really, uberly awesome fanboy and his name was Mikami. Mikami was sad because he didn't have anyone to fanboy over and he was awl awone, but one day he came across a strange young man.
Strange because he was squatting on the ground and basically raping the jam jar for it's jam (OM NOM NOM, don't get the wrong idea. Raping the jam jar like Stephanie Meyer raped the theosaurus for 'big words').
Mikami approached him and handed him a spoon.
"Hn?" The jam lover asked, licking his lips.
"Yooh wants a spoon?"
"As...in the cutlery?"
"Yeah?"
"Then no..." The jam lover replied, resuming to his jam, Mikami completely ignored. Awkward silence then filled the air, no wait, apart from the gross slurps that came from the crazy jam lover.
Suddenly out of no where Lightbulb m'dear appeared out of nowhere and Mikami glomped him. Then Lawli m'darling appeared and the jam lover (Ok we all know he is B so I'll just call him B for now) glomped him.
"ZOMG!!!!111!!??//?/!!!! :D You're a fanboy too?" Mikami asked, completely surprised.
"You didn't know that?!" The three other guys exclaimed.
"He pretty much kept Lawli locked away from the world 'because he is so crazy about him!" Light explained. (AN: Reference to Bloody Kisses and Strawberry Smiles because it's epic)
B just smiled over L's shoulder, the effect somewhat ruined by his jam covered mouth.
"Gawsh you're a messy eater." L scolded. "Try and be more civilized."
"Yeah, he is a bit weird." Mikami mused. "I asked him if he wanted a spoon but he said no."
"As in the cutlery?" Asked L.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THAT?!"
"Eugh!" L randomly cried, pushing B off. B whimpered feeling rejected.
( Insert fangirlish squees hither )
"What is it Lawli-chan? D:" B asked.
"I'm sowwi B but I am nao all covers in sticky jam!"
"Covered in JAM you say?" B asked, licking his lips, adjusting his position as if ready to pounce.
"WHAT?! D="
"Oh come on L, do you really not think that was intended? -_-" Light asked, whilst struggling out of Mikami's tight grip.
D:
"KYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!" B cackled his famous cackle, about to pounce...like a cat...nyan =^._.^=
Anyways (over the other side of the realm Misa is angry with Mikami for being with 'her' Light) while B was....um....ridding Lawli-chan of his sticky dilemma, Light had acquired a crow-bar and was trying to pry Mikami off of himself.
"Ach – can't breathe - ... *gasp* ...Mikami..."
"Yeeeesh?" :3
"Get...*wheeze*....off....crush-ach-me!"
"I cannot hear you ma lovely God of awesomeness!"
POP!
Light finally managed to pry Mikami away from himself but Mikami had hugged him so tightly that Light had all of his evil bones crushed and he turned into a squeally fanboy.
"Lovely GOD OF AWESOMENESS?! Lighty-Cake ISH KIRA!!! YAII MIKAMI I LAV CHUU!!" L cried with joy, so suddenly that he managed to surprise B, causing B to jump back and scream.
"Wah...?" Light asked, bedazzled. "Nooo!!!! Mikami you fool!"
( INSERT KICKED PUPPY MOMENT D: YoY )
"Nawww did I scare BB-Cake? I ish sowwi!" Exclaimed L. Beaming back at him, B resumed to his previous glomping-ness.
"But I lava chuu Lighty!!! I luuuurrrrve yoooow!" Mikami sobbed T_T
"Really?!" Light asked, his back turned from Mikami.
"Really-really."
"Well...then." Light turned around and glomped Mikami back then Misa walked in the oh-so-sweet scene of non-Kira/Mikami-bashing.
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P.S As Mel was reading this last paragraph on the way to Art she almost tripped and fell and died.
D:
BACK TO TEH STOREH!!!!!
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Jealous, Misa ran up to them screaming, "Lighty MINE!!!!" Before glomping on them.
"NOH!!! LIGHTY MINE!" Mikami screamed.
"I is Mikami's!" Light screamed.
"Nooooooo!! D:" Poor Misa cried. B got off of L and ran up to Misa, putting one chibi arm around her.
"Miiiisaaa IT'S oKAYY!! Yooh beh my best frand?! I don't KILL pepol with a pansy-arse noteBOOK!! I KEEL pepol myyyyyseeeeeelf!!!" (1)
"REALLY?!" Misa exclaimed, glomping him.
"YAIII GLOMP PILE ON BB!" L cheered glomping Misa who was glomping B. Light joined in and so did Mikami. To all of their surprise Lauren and Mel joined in.
:3 YAII
SUPER HAPPY GLOMP TIME!!!
AND THEY ALL SHARES A CRAZAY CAKE!
(and meanwhile Matt, Mello and Near were playing with Near's finger puppets in the corner) -=-~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~
AN: SEEEEE?! NO BASHING! OuO
Oh and with the thing that has the (1) thing, Um, the way it's typed, with the random capitilization is basically how it's meant to sound, like with random pitch change and stuff.
Like he's talking like a crazy person. :D
I was talking like that today and it was so fun....and annoying to anyone who was around me (except for Lauren because she's coolness cookies)
The green button....does wonders ;3
CLIIIICK ETTTTTT