Hey! So this one shot is a birthday gift for my awesome friend Water! She is known to most of you as cakelover2468, she wrote Fairy Academy for Troublemakers, as well as a lot of others.
So, Happy Birthday Water! You're a great friend, awesome writer, and just all around magnificent! Hope your birthday is awesome. Consider this part of your present. I hope that by the time you read this, you'll have the rest of it.
If you want to wish her Happy Birthday, just drop a review on one of her stories. She's in my favorite authors list.
So, for readers of Friendship, Family and NaLu, this is the promised one-shot. Laries. I love this song, called Ladki Kyoon, which translates to "why aren't girls…", from the Hindi movie Hum Tum. What going on in this Bollywood song is that this boy and girl are fighting back and forth, both making hilarious accusations.
You can hear the song with English subtitles at-
watch?v=YYc5RkMbt9A
I recommend it, it's a pretty good song.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hum Tum, Yash Raj Films does.
The bold italics are the transliterated lyrics.
The only bold is the English translation of the song.
The regular script is Loke or Aries talking.
Loke's POV
-MALE-
Ladki kyoon na jaane kyoon ladkon si nahin hoti
I don't know why women can't be like men
Girls can be pains sometimes. I should know.
Sochti hai zyaada, kam voh samajhti hai - 2
They think too much, they understand too little
Dil kuch kehta hai, kuch aur hi karti hai
Their hearts say one thing, they do something else
When I was living as human, I had a lot of girlfriends. (I wasn't cheating on them, I was mingling.) They were all the same. Pretty faces, plastic smiles, and nothing in their heads. Not that they need brains when they had all the money in the world. (Well, Lucy isn't like that. Neither is Aries…)
Ladki kyoon na jaane kyoon ladkon si nahin hoti - 2
I don't know why women can't be like men
Pyaar use bhi hai magar shuruaat tumhi se chaahe
She also is in love, but she wants you to start things
Us guys are forced to make the first move, ask them out, and they get to pick and choose.
Khud mein uljhi uljhi hai par baalon ko suljhaaye
She is entangled within herself but she lets her hair loose
They're all entire too self absorbed, and yet want us to dote on them 24/7
I mean you're all the same yaar
Hum achhe dost hain, par us nazar se tumko dekha nahin
"We're good friends, but I haven't seen you in that way"
They're absolutely dense sometimes, sticking us in the 'friendzone'
Voh sab to theek hai par us baare mein maine socha nahin
"That's all fine, but I haven't thought about that"
They want 'us' to keep moving, but of course not too fast.
Sab se alag ho tum yeh kehke paas tumhaare aaye
"You're different than everyone else," saying that she comes close
She says "your special, different somehow"
Aur kuch din mein tum mein alag sa Kuch bhi na usko bhaaye
And in a few days she won't like anything unique in you
Then, she'll toss you out like the trash. (Not that this ever happened to me.)
Uff, yeh kaisi shirt pehente ho
"What kind of shirt are you wearing?"
"What are you wearing?" She'll exclaim.
Yeh kaise baal kataate ho
"Look how you get your hair cut"
"Why did you get your hair cut like that"
Gaadi tez chalaate ho, tum jaldi mein kyoon khaate ho
"You're driving the car too fast! Why are you eating so fast?"
Gimme a break!
Why should I be perfect when you're not? Give me a break!
Tumhe badalne ko paas voh aati hai
To change you she comes close to you
Tumhe mitaane ko jaal bichhaati hai
To destroy you, she sets a trap
Baaton baaton mein tumhe phasaati hai
In words, she gets you stuck
Pehle hasaati hai, phir bada rulaati hai
First she makes you laugh, then she really makes you cry
Their emotions change faster than Natsu eats, and that's saying something. Today she loves you, tomorrow she hates you.
Ladki kyoon na jaane kyoon ladkon si nahin hoti - 2
I don't know why women can't be like men
Why can't they act like normal human beings!
Hope you liked it! I know I'm probably doing this songfic thing wrong.
More is coming! The girls retaliate now…
;)