Gintama x Sekiro One Shot

Gintoki didn't know what was happening, one minute he was asleep, the next minute he was being chased through a forest by what he can only describe as a fat baby with a hammer, all the while he was screaming like a complete pussy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! TIME OUT! TIME OUT!"

This was not his day. He just wanted to go to sleep dammit.

Gintoki suddenly heard someone wooing. He turned around to see some guy in a mask flying at him with explosives attached to atop his head. He could only look in horror as the guy crashed into him and launched him into the skies, screaming some more, unaware that the explosion was hurling him into a large complex that was the Ashina Castle.

Meanwhile... Kuro was in the middle of discussing severing the ties of immortality with Wolf when he heard what sounded like someone screaming. Wolf immediately sensed danger coming to Kuro and quickly got him out of the way, just in time to see a silver haired man crash into the Heir's room, face planting into the floor. It was so unexpected for someone to crash into the room at a time like this. Wolf and Kuro were taken by surprise by what happened just moments ago, but they both quickly took a moment to calm down. Wolf asked that the Heir stayed back while he took a closer look at this newcomer.

Taking a closer look, Wolf could see that the man was wearing a black red lined shirt and black pants, accompanied with a yukata with a blue swirl pattern on the bottom and at the end of the sleeves, along with one of the sleeves hanging down. Wolf could also see that the man had a wooden sword at his waist.

This was an unusual sight. Was this guy seriously carrying a wooden sword around in such a dangerous place such as Ashina? If so, how did he even manage to survive? It was so absurd to think that someone could manage to survive alone in a place full of conflict, equipped only with a wooden sword.

Wolf checked for life signs within the man, and surprisingly he was still alive. It was a miracle at best to survive a crash like that. No normal person would be able to survive that... Not that Gintoki was normal anyways...

"Hmm... He's still alive." Wolf was done inspecting Gintoki and returned to his master and kneeled.

"What? But... What of his wounds?" asked Kuro.

"He has none surprisingly. Only a few bruises, but nothing too serious." said Wolf. That surprised Kuro. Wolf too was surprised. It was unthinkable for someone to crash land here and come out unscathed. They were taken out of their thoughts when they heard the silver haired man groaning from where he laid.

"Ughh..." Gintoki was just coming to, when he felt something sharp press against his neck, and he froze. The first thing he sees was a man and a boy.

"Uhhh... Heyyy there..." Gintoki was sweating bullets. He didn't know what was going on.

"Who are you?" asked Wolf. He still had his sword to Gintoki's neck.

"Just your uh... friendly neigborhood odd jobs guy?" He gave an innocent smile to Wolf, and of course he was unconvinced and pressed the blade harder, making Gintoki yelp in pain and fear.

"Wait Wolf, I don't think he means any harm." said Kuro.

"My Lord?" said Wolf. Kuro insisted that he sheath his sword.

Wolf was a little reluctant, but complied without question. Kuro then turned to Gintoki.

"Well then, what brings you here to Ashina?" asked Kuro.

"Uhhh..."

Gintoki still had no idea what was going on...

This was gonna be a loooooong day...

Hey! Hoped you liked this one shot! It's something I've wanted to do for a while. And before you ask, no I will not be doing a full crossover story of Sekiro x Gintama. Sorry to disappoint...