I don't own Hotel Transylvania
1897
On a train.
Budapest the next stop said a man.
Budapest is the next stop said the man.
Budapest said the man.
Tickets ladies said the man.
Thank you, young man said Dracula.
Man, I hate wearing a disguise said, Murray.
These heels are killing me said, Murray.
Ok take it down a notch, we don't want to alarm the humans said Dracula.
Psst, Drac said Frankie.
I'm about to freak out said a boy.
You're a nice kitty said Dracula.
I'm good kitty cat said the boy.
Oh no not this clown again said Dracula.
Good evening travelers said a man.
I am Dr. Abraham Van Helsing said, Van Helsing.
Yes, one of the Van Helsing said, Van Helsing.
For centuries my family has protected humanity from the evils of monsters said, Van Helsing.
So you believe me when I tell you there are monsters hiding amongst you said, Van Helsing.
But fear not, for I am a professional said, Van Helsing.
And I know how to flush out these beasts said, Van Helsing.
Bring them into the light said, Van Helsing.
Fire bad said, Frankie.
The monster escape to on top of the train.
Sorry guys said Dracula.
Then he pushes them off the train.
Then they reach the last car on the train.
Finally, first I kill Dracula and then the rest of the monsters said, Van Helsing.
Why do you keep doing this? Asks Dracula.
Your dad, grandfather, your great-great-granny I defeated them all said Dracula.
When will you Van Helsing learn to let go of the hate? Asks Dracula.
Never because you monster a said, Van Helsing.
Mouse? Said, Van Helsing.
You can't run from me prince of darkness I hunt you for all eternity said, Van Helsing.
I swear I will never rest until I destroy you said, Van Helsing.
And every other monster if it's the ever last thing I do Said Van Helsing.
Boy that guy is annoying maybe one day there will be a place where monster can go to get away from it all said Dracula.
Take a vacation who knows maybe even get married wouldn't that be something said Dracula.