I don't own Hotel Transylvania
Male Mavis
Female Johnny
1895
A bat flies into a balcony of a castle and changes into a vampire.
The window opens to reveal the room of a baby.
A shadow approaches a crib.
Peek a boo said a man.
the baby who is a boy cries.
No, no, no said the man.
I didn't mean to startle you my little baby said the man.
Man: hush little vampire don't say a word
Papa's gonna but the head off a bird
I want to kiss your tush said the man.
I want to kiss your tush said the man.
Then he changes his son's diaper.
A few years later.
Nice but a maybe little more square footage I want a lot of monsters here said the man.
Then a drop of spit drops down.
They look up to see the little boy on the ceiling.
Then he crawls down the wall.
Then the boy is playing on a horse.
I'm gonna get you Malvy i'm gonna get you said the man.
Then he sees the outside and tosses the horse away.
What out there? Asks the boy.
He walks towards the window.
Then his father rushes over and picks him up.
Oh, we never go out there said his father.
Ever said his father.
Scene changes to the father reading the boy a book in bed.
And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding but harry the human found them and jumped out from under their bed said his father.
I'm scared said the boy.
And burned their clothes, and bite their toes, and took their candy said his father.
Don't take my candy said the boy.
Baby claws you don't need to be frightened, i'm promised your mommy i would protect you forever said his father.
(authors note: skipping the song)
Scene to the boy wearing a helmet.
Just bend the legs and push off, trust me mouse said His father.
The boy changed into a bat.
Oh ha ha ha said his father.
I can fly, i can fly said the boy.
Look at you said His father.
Faster baby faster said his father.
Woo hoo said the boy.
You got it my little voodoo doll said his father.
Then his father changed into a bat and they flew around the room.
A worker came in.
Excuse me sir said the worker.
What? What? Said the father.
The boy falls into a wall.
Ow said the boy.
I'm okay said the boy.
It's ready said the worker.
They go outside the room.
Looks good said the father.
Only monsters can get in? Asks the father.
Oh absolutely said the worker.
It's hidden real nicely said the worker.
You got four hundred acres of haunted forest in front, you got the land of the undead on the perimeter any human who dares to even look over there will run away real quick said the worker.
But of course be smart no bonfire no firework show said the worker.
Yeah yeah I get it no fire said the father.
It's time my darling Martha, the place we always talked about for Malvin said the father.
No one will ever harm him here said the father.