Joshley go to KFC

I give credit to my friend xXx albii xXx for the plot, which she stole from her sister who had a skitz at KFC.

"Josh! The door won't open!" Hayley yelled. She had darted ahead of her boyfriend, and couldn't open the door. They were at KFC, getting food for the rest of the band. They were at a rehearsal for the Warped Tour.
"Umm, Hailes, it helps if you read the sign." Josh laughed, and shook his head. She had been pushing the door instead of pulling it.
"Oh" she said, putting her mouth in the perfect little 'O' and pulled the door. Needless to say, she opened the door on the first go. They got into the line, and Josh slipped his arm around Hayley's back.
"What do we get Jeremy? He's a pig. He'll eat everything" Josh said.
"All stars box." Hayley said, and nodded seriously, then flashed a smile that made Josh nearly melt.
"Zac?"
"Ultimate Burger Meal"
"Taylor?"
"Kids Meal."
"Me?"
" A nugget."
"Be serious, Hayley"
"Ok, same as Zac."
"And you?" he said, staring at Hayley with brown eyes that made her speechless.
"Sweet Bite." She whispered, when she finally regained her voice.
"Are you ready to order yet?" the pimply, lanky teenager that was serving asked.
"Yeah. Can we have 2 Ultimate Burger Meals, 1 All Stars Box, 1 Kids meal with the nuggets, and..."
"... and a Sweet Bite." Hayley added, in a squeaky, upbeat voice.
"Ok," The teenager said, and went about getting the order. He came back with a sad face, that was totally fake, "I'm very sorry. We are sold out of Sweet Bites."
"You're what?" Hayley asked, her eyes narrowing
"We are out of Sweet Bites. Would you like a refund?"
"No. I want my Sweet Bites!" Hayley yelled. Everyone turned to stare, and Josh retreated. He knew what was coming.
"Well, i'm sorry, but we have none."
"Well then, can i have a toy?" she asked, fluttering her eyelids
"No, i cant give you a toy." He said, his fake smile never wavering.
"Excuse me? Wrap it in a napkin or something?"
"No, i am sorry, i cant do that, i might get fired."
"I want a toy!" she yelled, stamping her foot like a child.
"I can't give you one."
"Aw hell. I want my Sweet Bite!"
"They're sold out!"
"Do you know who i am?" she asked, and her eyes flashed. Josh backed away more. This wasn't gonna be god.
"Yeah. You're Ranga Williams. Lead singer of that shit band my friend likes." The kid said. Hayley started to advance on the kid.
"Hayley. Back off," Josh said, giving the kid a stare, " Just give us a pepsi"
"Fine, take it! Take it and get out!" the kid said, shoving the food at them. They left.
"You know, that kid's funny." Hayley said, and laughed.
"So are you." Josh said
" i'm not funny, i just over-react." She said, and climbed in the car.
Josh just shook his head.