Me: what you are about to see will scar you for life.
Ventus: why?
Me: it is the real story of Vanitas's birth.
Vanitas: really?
Me: yes
Master Xehanort: I am too old for this.
Me: too bad your in this.
Ventus: this is going to be a great story (sarcastically)
Me: get on with this.
Master Xehanort: own nothing
~The true birth of Vanitas~
"Collide with darkness and form the X-blade." Master Xehanort yelled towards his pupil.
Master Xehanort sends Unversed at Ven.
Ven just waves them away.
"Why will you not succumb to the darkness." Master Xehanort asked.
"I am too cool and I don't want to go bald and look like a pile of dog s***." Ven answered.
"Then I will have to extract your darkness myself." Master Xehanort said.
"Fat chance." Ven said.
Master Xehanort summoned something.
It was a boy who had brown eyes and brown hair.
He then started singing.
'As long as you love me I will be your platinum.'
After 5 seconds a dark aura grew around him and then he started beating the boy down.
Then Master Xehanort shot a ray at Ven and then a boy in a black suit came out and he started beating down the boy.
"Beating Justin Beiber made riven The name Vanitas you have been given." Master Xehanort said.
Vanitas stops beating Justin Beiber.
Justin vanished.
"When you look at me you think Vanitas?" Vanitas asked.
"How about Josh?" Master Xehanort asked.
"Vanitas it is." Vanitas said.
"Ok now you two fight each other." Master Xehanort said.
"I not darkness I just hate that gay wannabe girl." Vanitas said.
"Why can't I just leave?" Ven asked.
"You must make the X-blade!" Master Xehanort yelled.
"Do it yourself. I am going to buy a Playboy Magazine." Vanitas said.
"There is no such thing as a Playboy Magazine in any of the worlds." Ven said.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Vanitas cried.
"Dude are you ok?" Ven asked.
"I feel hatred rage sadness and want a Playboy Magazine. I am now darkness. I will rip your heart out of you!" Vanitas yelled.
"What did I do?" Ven asked.
"You made me exist." Vanitas said.
"That's Xehanort's fault. Not mine." Ven said.
"Shut up and fight to form the X-blade before I kill both of you." Master Xehanort said.
"Gladly." Vanitas said.
Vanitas repeatedly striked at Ven and he went unconscious.
"Crap he's dead. Oh well. Vanitas you stay here while I go hide the body." Xehanort said.
Xehanort brings Ven to Destiny Islands.
Xehanort puts Ven on a tree.
Ven summons his keyblade.
"You really gonna leave me here to die? I want a new master." Ven murmured.
"Oh trust me you will because I don't want deal with you." Xehanort replied.
He then dragged Ven by his hair and dropped him off at the land of departure.
Xehanort goes back to the keyblade graveyard.
"Get stronger Vanitas so you can pummel that little brat." Xehanort said.
"Will do Master." Vanitas said evilly.
Me: hope you liked it.
Ven: really
Vanitas: this is completely BS
Xehanort: you are terrible
Me: shut up no asked you three all of you in the realm of darkness now!
(I throw them in the realm of darkness)
Me: review