Constipated
A spoof of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne
Chill out, bight your lower lip.
Relax, before you break a hip.
If you, keep on pushing hard and well,
You'll hurt like hell!
It feels really good when I,
Crap out, a whole damn Cherry Pie,
But it's, starting to get really tough,
My butts locked up!
You're pushing like hell,
You ain't doing well,
Your butt's real plugged up,
You're gonna throw up,
You're trying to shit,
You think this is it, but then…
[Chorus:]
Tell me why you're on the crapper and you feel so constipated,
You know it's there but something's breaking gravity and it feels like it is pasted. Well just relax 'cause…
When you grunt and you push and you scream,
Then you pop a blood vessel, and now your hurting,
Crying, grunting, screaming and coughin' blood out your rear end,
Ow wow…
[Backround singers: Ow…wow…ow ow ow…]
You wish you didn't eat too much,
And now, you're grasping for a crutch,
And then you think that it's finally done…
Nope, number 1!
You've been here for several hours,
And you're starting to smell sour,
You know, that this one is gonna be,
An hour or three!
You're pushing like hell,
You ain't doing well,
Your butt's real plugged up,
You're gonna throw up,
You're trying to shit,
You think this is it, but then…
[Chorus:]
Tell me why you're on the crapper and you feel so constipated,
You know it's there but something's breaking gravity and it feels like it is pasted.
Well just relax 'cause…
When you grunt and you push and you scream,
Then you pop a blood vessel, and now you're hurting,
Crying, grunting, screaming, and coughing blood out your rear end,
Ow wow…
Chill out, bight your lower lip,
Relax, before you break a hip,
If you, keep on pushing hard and well,
You'll hurt like hell!
You're pushing like hell,
You ain't doing well,
Your butt's real plugged up,
You're gonna throw up,
You're trying to shit,
You think this is it, but then…
Tell me!
[Chorus x2:]
Why you're on the crapper and you feel so constipated,
You know it's there but something's breaking gravity and it feels like it is pasted.
Well just relax 'cause,
When you grunt and you push and you scream,
Then you pop a blood vessel and now your hurting,
Crying, grunting, screaming, and coughing blood out your rear end,
Ow wow!
Why you're on the crapper and you feel so constipated,
You know it's there but something's breaking gravity and it feels like it is pasted.
Well just relax 'cause,
When you grunt and you push and you scream,
Then you pop a blood vessel and now your hurting,
Crying, grunting, screaming, and coughing blood out your rear end,
Ow wow wow…
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Author's note: K, a bit disgusting, but you had to at least have laughed once in the song… No? Well then fine! Lol. Please review. If I get enough, I might make another song parody!